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I'm thinking of opening a Stratocaster-themed pub

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  • frankusfrankus Frets: 4719
    the one good thing the Whammy Bar had over the Tremolo Arms - was it's lock in ;)

    all moot both pubs have been closed after the owners were caught fingering A minor.


    A sig-nat-eur? What am I meant to use this for ffs?! Is this thing recording?
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  • ThePrettyDamnedThePrettyDamned Frets: 7512
    frankus;358902" said:

    all moot both pubs have been closed after the owners were caught fingering A minor.
    I remember that, they got into major treble.
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  • frankusfrankus Frets: 4719
    One of them owned a Blues Club Franchise - he had 12 bars.
    A sig-nat-eur? What am I meant to use this for ffs?! Is this thing recording?
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 31262
    I remember the lady behind the bar.

    Incredible drinker, Rose would neck a pint without fretting.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • StefBStefB Frets: 2460
    When it comes to running a pub, it sounds to me like you haven't got a Klu-son.
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  • stickyfiddlestickyfiddle Frets: 27894
    edited September 2014
    littlethoughts said:
    I'm not one for these modern theme bars. If anyone needs me you'll find me at the Kings' headstock.
    Is that the one up from the Cross (Tuning) Keys or the one that used to be the Fiesta Red Lion?
    The Assumptions - UAE party band for all your rock & soul desires
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15916
    will there be a tele?

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • guitarfishbayguitarfishbay Frets: 7966
    VimFuego said:
    will there be a tele?
    Yes, but it is a project(or). Be careful not to cause the shadows.
    Music
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    Will the bar staff in the saloon bar be Americans with Mexicans manning the lounge bar?
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • guitarfishbayguitarfishbay Frets: 7966
    For authenticity reasons all staff will be Mexicans.
    Music
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24882
    I think 'Staggered Polepiece' be a nice guest beer... Or may be one from a local Micro-tilt brewery.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    I have killed myself several times reading this thread.
    My V key is broken
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24882
    holnrew;359186" said:
    I have killed myself several times reading this thread.
    Bullet truss-rod? What a relief....
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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 1533
    Will it sell Pork Scratchplates?
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5883
    You'd better serve food in there, cos I'm bloody Hank Marvin!
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 1533
    Bellycaster said:
    You'd better serve food in there, cos I'm bloody Hank Marvin!
     Ace !
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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 1533
    I will be in the corner playing Dominos with Derek!     sorry!....
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16463
    JAYJO said:
    Bellycaster said:
    You'd better serve food in there, cos I'm bloody Hank Marvin!
     Ace !

    funny but not Apache on some of the other jokes here. :-\"
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5883
    EricTheWeary said:
    JAYJO said:
    Bellycaster said:
    You'd better serve food in there, cos I'm bloody Hank Marvin!
     Ace !

    funny but not Apache on some of the other jokes here. :-\"
    I've just been assured that he will serve food, but I've also heard he "Burns" it!



    ;))
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 1533
    Classic Series of gags!!!
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