I'm thinking of opening a Stratocaster-themed pub

imalone

richardhomer said:

I think 'Staggered Polepiece' be a nice guest beer... Or may be one from a local Micro-tilt brewery.

They've got a few on coil tap. A speciality is to depth charge a shot of cointreau to make an orange drop.

breakstuff

There'd be tall,short,fat thin,young,old,black,white.Women of all different types.

Bit of a wide range pick up joint really.

viz

Is it next door to the King's Head and Cab?

JAYJO

viz said:

Is it next door to the King's Head and Cab?

Yep! by the Queens Headstock!.(Was gonna say inbetween the Queens Legs but thatd be a Squire)

JAYJO

I hope there wont be any Hard Cases kicking off!!

richardhomer

Presumably shorts would only be sold as singles? If you wanted a double, you'd have the go to Seth Lover's new place?

ThePrettyDamned

They employ two bouncers to keep out the riffs raff.

JAYJO

Will old Sweaty Rose Wood be there getting fingered all over the place!

Handsome_Chris

Yeah, and can you get a pint of Guinness?

Handsome_Chris

In fairness, I believe I've been in the Stratocaster of pubs/bars - Yate's in Bicester.  It was very standard, and generally to be avoided.  You hand your money over, and wish you'd spent it more wisely.

Handsome_Chris

Would the stock be kept in the Fender Bassman-t?

Would you have deliveries, or would you do stock pickups?

mudslide73

Will the pensioners sing "Roll off the treble"?

Handsome_Chris

More like Roll Out The Carol-Ann we'll have the blues on the run.

EricTheWeary

Some assorted nuts on the bar http://www.frudua.com/immagini/guitar_nut_materials.jpg

JAYJO

EricTheWeary said:

Some assorted nuts on the bar http://www.frudua.com/immagini/guitar_nut_materials.jpg

you could put them next to the Sultanas of Swing.

Axe_meister

You could have a strip night, but only for girls with big muffs so all the guys can have a super hard on

JAYJO

Axe_meister said:

You could have a strip night, but only for girls with big muffs so all the guys can have a super hard on

And!!!!! You could put The Big Muff pi next to the Nuts and Sultanas!

guitarfishbay

The Pi could be served on a Wicker serving tray

stickyfiddle

I reckon The White Falcon would be an excellent pub name.

In any case, I might have a Screw loose, but no more bad puns Spring to mind. But am I giving up? TREMEL NO! Anyway, Les is Paul, as they say, but this might Lead to lowering the Tone. As long as none of the locals drinks too much and gets Hiscox out...

Where will this pub be, anyway? Dakota (red), Sherwood (green) forest, the Arctic (white)?!

The OP is a Champ..!

ESBlonde

Apparently a new bar top is going in, maple with a skunk stripe. I Truss the old one will be sold as CS finished Relic.

All sales will have strings attached.

No refunds for broken ball ends!

You will be asked to wear your CAPS the right way around.

Those with a health kick can enter via the swimming pool route (assuming the covers are off).