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(What was the thread, for those of us that missed it?)
Banned. No response.
Picky, these Amerkins, in't they?
My YouTube Channel
Blimey! (and other deeply offensive words!)
Some people, eh!?!?
Oh... and RocknROllDave... you are too quick for me sir. Your post about nekkid bawdies appeared while I was typing my response to Drew's response. Still your sneaky, stealth post made mine seem much more interesting than it deserved!
Drew... do you mean you were banned within less than 30 mins of joining... is this a new world record?
BTW... my wife's asking about that book you're reading in your avatar... looks like a cute cartoon cat on the cover... and from the smile on your face, looks like a proper good read.
Yes. I don't know if it's a new record, but it's certainly a personal best.
I actually have no idea what the book was about, was just being a twat in the kiddies section of the bookshop. But see that book over my shoulder? Yeah, the one with the poo-poo on the front cover.... yeah that one.... good book that. It's about a really unhappy poo called 'Unko' which wanders the hills and valley's of Japan looking for friends. Everyone hates him because he smells bad, and he starts spiralling into a constant state of depression and self-loathing. Until he passes a farmer. The farmer absolutely loves him, short of giving him a quick blowie behind the tractor shed. He asks him to come and live with him on the fields and help fertilize his crops, and Unko agrees, because he has learnt by then that the world is a harsh and cruel place, and you've gotta take whatever bit of love you can get in this harsh environment we all call home.
The end.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Drew... my wife and I are indebted to you for your relaying the happy-sad story of Unko - and how sh*t can triumph over adversity. Truly inspirational.
Now can you please work on retelling it... but with some cat content? The animal on the book cover has real cattitude. If he was Unko's best mate... there's no way Unko would have had to put up with so much, um, sh*t.