Gassage... just for you...

Strat_a_tat_tat

Not sure it's possible to answer that question... without me getting into trouble and having to sleep in the shed... whatever I say, seems I won't win.

Drew_TNBD

My wife is hot.

Strat_a_tat_tat

Glad to hear it!

Hertz32

inb4 his mum is hotter

mike_l

RocknRollDave said:

I half expected this thread to be full of naked pictures of @Drew_fx....

That's where his world record 30mins ban came from.

CabbageCat

Drew_fx said:

I actually have no idea what the book was about.

Hyakuman <"turn" kanji> <"life" kanji> kita neko. It's something about a million lives and a cat. I don't really understand the "kita" before "neko". It could mean "came" or it could be some suffix I don't know. Maybe it's just "The million lives of the cat" or something.

I want to go to your library.

chillidoggy

mike_l said:

RocknRollDave said:

I half expected this thread to be full of naked pictures of @Drew_fx....

That's where his world record 30mins ban came from.

And 30 minutes is still plenty of time for those TGP faggots to download them.

Drew_TNBD

CabbageCat said:

Drew_fx said:

I actually have no idea what the book was about.

Hyakuman <"turn" kanji> <"life" kanji> kita neko. It's something about a million lives and a cat. I don't really understand the "kita" before "neko". It could mean "came" or it could be some suffix I don't know. Maybe it's just "The million lives of the cat" or something.

I want to go to your library.

It was in Japan, not the UK.

Wife says kita means came or 'north' ... doesn't really help does it!

CabbageCat

It's "The Cat Who Lived a Million Times". https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2212982.100_

Pretty close I reckon.

Turned out it wasn't "kita". The <"life" kanji>, "i", was part of the "kita" not part of the <"turn" kanji> as I originally thought so it was "ikita". "Lived".

Drew_TNBD

Yeah, that's about right. Stupid Japs and their extended lives.

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

mike_l said:

RocknRollDave said:

I half expected this thread to be full of naked pictures of @Drew_fx....

That's where his world record 30mins ban came from.

And 30 minutes is still plenty of time for those TGP faggots to download them.

So there's a bunch of 'Mericans fapping furiously over Drews pics?

frankus

Drew_fx said:

Strat_a_tat_tat said:

Drew... do you mean you were banned within less than 30 mins of joining... is this a new world record?

 Yes. I don't know if it's a new record, but it's certainly a personal best.

BTW... my wife's asking about that book you're reading in your avatar... looks like a cute cartoon cat on the cover... and from the smile on your face, looks like a proper good read.

I actually have no idea what the book was about, was just being a twat in the kiddies section of the bookshop. But see that book over my shoulder? Yeah, the one with the poo-poo on the front cover.... yeah that one.... good book that. It's about a really unhappy poo called 'Unko' which wanders the hills and valley's of Japan looking for friends. Everyone hates him because he smells bad, and he starts spiralling into a constant state of depression and self-loathing. Until he passes a farmer. The farmer absolutely loves him, short of giving him a quick blowie behind the tractor shed. He asks him to come and live with him on the fields and help fertilize his crops, and Unko agrees, because he has learnt by then that the world is a harsh and cruel place, and you've gotta take whatever bit of love you can get in this harsh environment we all call home.

The end.

It's Mitt Romney's autobiography isn't it

chillidoggy

mike_l said:

chillidoggy said:

mike_l said:

RocknRollDave said:

I half expected this thread to be full of naked pictures of @Drew_fx....

That's where his world record 30mins ban came from.

And 30 minutes is still plenty of time for those TGP faggots to download them.

So there's a bunch of 'Mericans fapping furiously over Drews pics?

I shouldn't be at all surprised.