Massive Beards...

xSkarloey

randomhandclaps said:

I like having a beard.  I like to think that if an Islamic extremist decides to start shooting up the supermarket whilst I'm on a milk run that he'll look a me and just for a split second think twice and whilst he hesitates I shall be off.  Maximum-Beard-Win.

Just wear a Burka if you're worried about that. 

It has the added benefits of not being itchy like a beard, and you don't have to wait for it to grow. 

Waterproof Burkas in this weather are very useful. 

Sambostar

I wish thinning long hair would come back into fashion.  The only celebrity who seems to be sporting it is Keith Lemon.

mellowsun

Hipsters moved on from beards a year or two ago and started wearing Kim Jong-Un haircuts ironically.

The mullet will be back in fashion next.

Of course, there are parts of southern Germany and Austria where mullets and double denim never went out of fashion.

bluechargeboy

Sambostar said:

I wish thinning long hair would come back into fashion.  The only celebrity who seems to be sporting it is Keith Lemon.

Don't forget Rick Wakeman (as if you could)!

dafuzz

IanSavage said:

Times of austerity, and razors are expensive. 

Wisdom.

I've sacked off proper shaving and invested in a beard trimmer and give myself a number zero.

On the face that is, the nuts are a number 2.

Karlos

Beard trimmers FTW.

I don't have a beardy beard, I trim it with this ace trimmer on number 3. It can also shave - I do the bit under my lip cus I hate that bit being rough.

First one broke after about 6 months and they sent me a replacement - twice. Got one spare now.

Sambostar

Ace, I can do mullets. Chris Caffery is getting there too.

FelineGuitars

Facial fuzz doesn't suit me at all - and Mrs Feline is very anti-beard

But this seems to be funny

Philly_Q

I'm not manly enough to grow one of these epic beards, but I have sported a fairly puny goatee for many years.  I absolutely HATE shaving.

Ok, it's just a passing fad and it'll be over soon enough, but I think hipster beards are cool.  Unlike the First World War haircut which 95% of footballers (and 100% of hipster beard wearers) are currently sporting.

chillidoggy

bluechargeboy said:

Sambostar said:

I wish thinning long hair would come back into fashion.  The only celebrity who seems to be sporting it is Keith Lemon.

Don't forget Rick Wakeman (as if you could)!

And Bill Bailey.

RobDavies

I've sported some sort of facial for the last ten years or so. Love not having to shave at all, though..... 

I'm the slightly starstruck one on the right, by the way.

blueskunk

My beard is top notch, ladies love it and men are inspired to copy.

Beard envy i believe its called.

Axe_meister

Wish I could grow mine like this. But it seems to stop growing at around a number 7

http://img.poptower.com/pic-90458/aaron-kaufman-fast-and-loud.jpg?d=1024

Bidley

As a proud owner of a beard since the age of 15, it annoys me no end that the trendy kids who used to take the piss out of me for having a beard, now have a beard. It seems every lager-swilling fanny has one now.

Harrumph.

lustycourtier

Sambostar said:

I wish thinning long hair would come back into fashion.  The only celebrity who seems to be sporting it is Keith Lemon.

What about Justin Lee Collins? Oh, yeah.....

frankus

I think some of it's Hipsters and some of it's elite fitness people growing "operator beards"

Karlos

RobDavies said:

I've sported some sort of facial for the last ten years or so. Love not having to shave at all, though..... 

I'm the slightly starstruck one on the right, by the way.

Have a 'wow' for meeting Chuck D.

Col_Decker

I grew a beard for a gig. Played the gig. Shaved the beard off the next day.

 

 

Now I have grown it back cos having a beard is both awesome and sexy. I do however frown upon the white bits as they betray my otherwise youthful appearance.

IanSavage

I rather liked mine, took a chunk out it accidentally while shaving 'round it so it's not as bushy any more. It DOES make me look really old though

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/smokingbeagle/WhiteHorseme_zps1765cd98.jpg

holnrew

I hate people who can grow full beards. It's not fair