Suggest someone who could do an online bible reading like you wouldn't expect.

Telejester

Julian Clary, I think he would do a fabulous job, very effervescent to put it mildly.

Telejester

Jeremy Clarkson, he would be banging on about how slow the 3 wise men's camels were and the camel congestion they caused

Grampa

Kier Starmer could put the blame for all the plague & pestilence on the previous government.

TheMarlin

Danny Dyer.  

Telejester

Mr Methane, he could provide an audio example of the wind of change

Tannin

Johnny Rotten. 

CavemanGrogg

Grampa said:

Kier Starmer could put the blame for all the plague & pestilence on the previous government.

I reckon his predecessor, Corbyn, would put a much funnier spin on the Bible.

Kilgore

Alan Bennett.

S56035

Glen Benton from Deicide.

Timcito

Frankie Howerd ('Oh come on, dear, don't nod off!')

VimFuego

babs winter could do all the incest and animal sex bits. 
st winifreds school choir could do all the bits where little children get murdered. 

PeteBo

Kenneth Williams, job done

CavemanGrogg

The Black Adder, and I reckon Douglas Adams would do a brilliant rewrite of it

octatonic

Mrs Slocombe from 'Are You Being Served'.

Axe_meister

The person who did the voice over for the BBC adaptation of the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy 

JezWynd

Bob Odenkirk selling a scam.

octatonic

Axe_meister said:

The person who did the voice over for the BBC adaptation of the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy 

Peter Jones.

TimmyO

Donald Trump

And the Lord called me, you know he calls me all the time, and he said Let there be light, and there was light, and it was the best light let me tell you…

…And you know they called it the feeding of the 5,000 but we counted them, the people at the rally, and they really should be calling it the feeding of the 5 million…

Teyeplayer

TimmyO said:

Donald Trump

And the Lord called me, you know he calls me all the time, and I said why not make light, so he Let there be light, and there was light, and it was the best light let me tell you, because it was my idea, the light, yes it was, uh hmm…

…And you know they called it the feeding of the 5,000 but we counted them, the people at the rally, and they really should be calling it the feeding of the 5 million and I served every single one of them, he wasn’t even there by then, it was all me…

You missed a bit.

Offset

Derek & Clive.

relic245

Steven Fry, as a well known atheist I'm sure he could read the words as written but still make it very clear that he was mocking.