Suggest someone who could do an online bible reading like you wouldn't expect.

munckee · September 21

Ray Winstone

”So Jesus goes in this gaff and these melts are crying cos some geezer had snuffed it, Jesus goes get up you mug and up he gets. Then bosh Jesus turns the water to wine and they all get on it.”

mrkb · September 21

Jesus - In the beginning Dad did this….
….but he didn’t do that bit. It was made up by the church to pacify the believers.

scrumhalf · September 21

Stanley Unwin would have been worth listening to.

David Coleman: "Let there be light. And there was light. One-nil."

thecolourbox · September 21

I reckon it would be good if Ren did one of his crazy basement set rap versions with the two voices, would be pretty cool

Sporky · September 21

Lucifer Morningstar.

I bet he'd set the record straight.

Sporky · September 21

Toast of London!

With Brian Blessed.

Winny_Pooh · September 21

merlin · September 21

thecolourbox said:

I reckon it would be good if Ren did one of his crazy basement set rap versions with the two voices, would be pretty cool

Two voices? You mean Ren and Stimpy?

Kurtis · September 21

Fretmeister.

GoFish · September 21

Joe Pesci for me.

Petepassion · September 21

“So this brokie has zero cash, no bitches and no car park full of super cars? Hell, he doesn’t even own one Bugatti!
And he thinks he’s the Top G?
Top Grifter I say!”

NelsonP · September 21

Samuel L Jackson

Funkfingers · September 21

Axe_meister said:

The person who did the voice over for the BBC adaptation of the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy

Adaptation? The BBC radio series is the original. The first two series were written as radio drama first. All of the books, television, cinema and theatrical versions came afterwards. The later radio series were dramatised from the third, fourth and fifth Adams books plus the Eion Colfer thing.