Getting dressed in the dark

ROOG

VimFuego said:

dead rodents is generally the worst thing we get to stand on when stumbling around in the dark.

holnrew said:

The worst thing you can tread on in the dark is a landmine.

Wow, some of you guys get to dress in some strange places!

Antique_Guitars

I just put the light on, I usually shout a warning of 'light' about 2 seconds before to allow the fair maiden to hide underneath the sheets.

jonnyburgo

When I was 16, I got an aggressive wank off a 30yr old woman behind the pub and snapped my banjo string, on the way home I chucked my blood stained boxers in a bush, which turned out to be pretty much in front of a primary school. Fuck my life.......

randomhandclaps

jonnyburgo said:

When I was 16, I got an aggressive wank off a 30yr old woman behind the pub and snapped my banjo string, on the way home I chucked my blood stained boxers in a bush, which turned out to be pretty much in front of a primary school.....

".....shortly after the police advised us to move and mother sacked the au pair."

jonnyburgo

She was more "Old Pair" tbh

viz

TTony said:

Fazer said:

i managed to put on my underpants both back-to-front and inside out today.

Surely people do that every Wednesday ???

Mon is inside in, front to front - the so-called "normal" look.

Tues is inside out, front to front

Weds is inside out, back to front - as you have correctly done.

Thurs is inside out, back to back.

 

 

(Fri is WFH, no underpants required.)

Post of the month, I feel.

RocknRollDave

equalsql said:

I just buy all black socks.... then I never have to worry about finding the right pair.
Mind you.. I have been known to go to work wearing a different shoe on each foot.

My brother did that several years ago, and we still take the p*ss out of him now for it.
Non-matching pair of shoes, only noticed much later in the day...and one of them was a slip-on, the other a regular lace-up type...How did he not notice when he put them on?!

He's a solicitor. Would make me feel like my litigation was in good hands if I looked down and saw my brief hadn't even got a matching pair of shoes on...right?!