Christmas present ideas for the avid guitarist

Fretwired

Here's one ....




What else?

richardhomer

I went through a stage where I got a lot of strings bought for me - the equivalent of socks for guitarists....

beed84

In a card, provide a warning never to look at a banjo in the same way.

Fretwired

The Great British Bake Off for guitarists .... 21st Century Schizoid buns .. @Clarky will like these ... an excellent stocking filler ..

Hootsmon

^

*everybuddy sing*

I'm h...a...p..p...y

I'm aitch eh pee pee why

HAL9000

I quite fancy a tee shirt which says 'Go away - can't you see I'm playing the f#%@ing guitar', as Mrs9000 seems to think I want to hold a meaningful conversation every time I pick the thing up.

chillidoggy

Funny you should say that...........Mrs C suddenly appears with an outstanding jobs list in verbal form in my case.

Fretwired

How about the latest scented energy saving light bulbs - perfect for that early winter evening guitar practice .. fits any lamp .. :-)

HAL9000

ThorpyFX

HAL9000 said:

you need a nitrocellulose finish on this seat to ensure your poops are particularly sonorous when they hit the pan. 

richardhomer

^ That looks like you would imagine everyone of Elvis's toilets would look like....

Clarky

Fretwired said:

The Great British Bake Off for guitarists .... 21st Century Schizoid buns .. @Clarky will like these ... an excellent stocking filler ..

on a Saturday.. they would be liked very much.... all of them...

I think I'm a binge caker.. lmao

Clarky

hootsmon said:

^

*everybuddy sing*

I'm h...a...p..p...y

I'm aitch eh pee pee why

erm... that is actually the happy face.. lmao

FX_Munkee

TinLip

HAL9000 said:

That about sums up my playing.

siremoon

I believe it's an FB tradition that at this point someone remarks that it needs a bigsby

mike_l

siremoon said:

I belive it's an FB tradition that at this point someone remarks that it needs a bigsby

It's also tradition to point out the Bigsbys are shit.

Rocker

HAL9000;439490" said:

He fitted the lid part upside down. Or maybe the photo is the Australian model....

ROOG

If the sound hole can be opened with the lid down it would make a toilet trainer seat for "little people" too.

 

EDIT: strike that idea, I wouldn't want a toddler getting used to the idea that it is ok to do a No. 2's in the sound hole of an acoustic, especially when its fitted with strings!

Hootsmon

er, what are AVID like then?

*scratches head*

never heard of them

Gassage

thorpy6 said:

HAL9000 said:

you need a nitrocellulose finish on this seat to ensure your poops are particularly sonorous when they hit the pan. 

That's the bog standard model, right?