Christmas present ideas for the avid guitarist

speshul91

ROOG;439938" said:

If the sound hole can be opened with the lid down it would make a toilet trainer seat for "little people" too. EDIT: strike that idea, I wouldn't want a toddler getting used to the idea that it is ok to do a No. 2's in the sound hole of an acoustic, especially when its fitted with strings!

Forget the little people. That's expert mode for a midnight slash

blueskunk

thorpy6;439500" said:

HAL9000 said:














you need a nitrocellulose finish on this seat to ensure your poops are particularly sonorous when they hit the pan. 

Looks like a wudtone finish that.

Grunfeld

Saw a guitar Chords Mug ... can be personalised too.

Which could make a stocking filler.

As it happens loads of mugs from the place I got my poo mug!

speshul91

And relic'd

Hootsmon

plectrum shaped suppositories

Phil_aka_Pip

suppository shaped plectrums???

imalone

Gassage said:

thorpy6 said:

HAL9000 said:

you need a nitrocellulose finish on this seat to ensure your poops are particularly sonorous when they hit the pan. 

That's the bog standard model, right?

Where's the "groan" button again?

Fretwired

How about Metal for Men the new fragrance from ex-Judas Priest guitarist K K Downing - there's a women's version as well.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ex-judas-priest-guitarist-k-k-downing-discusses-his-new-line-of-fragrances-metal-for-men-video/

chillidoggy

I can't imagine what that smells like. Eau de sweaty dressing room, perhaps?