Secret Weapons only seen at Christmas.

Gassage

Walnuts and Twiglets.

They serve no other purpose but to be thrown away after sitting on a table for 10 days,

What others do we have?

Egg Nog?

Oh yes, the 'occasional chairs' from upstairs in the bedrooms- (see Peter Kay)

jd0272

God, I love Twiglets, and anything Marmitey. Nom nom.

Gassage

Nooooooooo- they're like eating salted pipecleaners.

jd0272

Gasp!!!!

Lixarto

jd0272 said:

God, I love Twiglets, and anything Marmitey. Nom nom.

Yes

Richardj

+1, and for the hardcore, dip them in extra Marmite!

lloyd

I love walnuts, eat them all year. Marmite things I can take or leave

strumjoughlamps

lloyd said:

I love walnuts, eat them all year. 

this

Fretwired

I too love walnuts .. they are the secret to great healthy sperm for any of you looking to start a family soon or for the odd tasty load for your partner .. ;-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19254383

Gassage

Fretwired said:

I too love walnuts .. they are the secret to great healthy sperm for any of you looking to start a family soon or for the odd tasty load for your partner .. ;-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19254383

That's rubbish- I've tried that for years and they've never worked for me.

RocknRollDave

My cousin.

Fretwired

Gassage said:

Fretwired said:

I too love walnuts .. they are the secret to great healthy sperm for any of you looking to start a family soon or for the odd tasty load for your partner .. ;-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19254383

That's rubbish- I've tried that for years and they've never worked for me.

You're supposed to eat them not crush them into a paste and massage your John Thomas with them .. :-)

johnnyurq

Fretwired said:

Gassage said:

Fretwired said:

I too love walnuts .. they are the secret to great healthy sperm for any of you looking to start a family soon or for the odd tasty load for your partner .. ;-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19254383

That's rubbish- I've tried that for years and they've never worked for me.

You're supposed to eat them not crush them into a paste and massage your John Thomas with them .. :-)

Pictures or it never happened.

Hootsmon

Gassage said:

Walnuts and Twiglets.

They serve no other purpose but to be thrown away after sitting on a table for 10 days,

What others do we have?

Egg Nog?

Oh yes, the 'occasional chairs' from upstairs in the bedrooms- (see Peter Kay)

Grandma

johnnyurq

hootsmon said:

Gassage said:

Walnuts and Twiglets.

They serve no other purpose but to be thrown away after sitting on a table for 10 days,

What others do we have?

Egg Nog?

Oh yes, the 'occasional chairs' from upstairs in the bedrooms- (see Peter Kay)

Grandma's farting!

Sorted.

Paul_C

I bought some of these, both for me and my Dad, but sadly I've eaten all of mine already

maidenfan

Never liked marmite, but love twiglets ......go figure!

VimFuego

twiglets ace, as are walnuts.

never had eggnog, but a drink made from eggs, straight away your onto a loser with that. Eggs, great in a sandwich, shit in a drink.

TinLip

Gassage said:

Fretwired said:

I too love walnuts .. they are the secret to great healthy sperm for any of you looking to start a family soon or for the odd tasty load for your partner .. ;-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19254383

That's rubbish- I've tried that for years and they've never worked for me.

Maybe you just need to get used to the taste...?

Hootsmon

Santa shaped rubbers

Gassage

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