When haircuts go wrong

scrumhalf

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/441/Col_Decker">Col_Decker</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText">To be honest cutting your own hair with clippers is not difficult. Not difficult at all in fact. Just remember to make sure that the grader doesn't fall off mid-cut.</div> </blockquote>A combination of short-sightedness and DIY clumsiness has meant that I would never, ever dream of cutting my own hair. I even persuaded the bloke who has cut my hair for the past 24 years to take up guitar many moons ago.<br>

richardhomer

Some good advice:

randomhandclaps

<p>OK, it may be shorter than you like but it didn't turn out too bad.</p><p><a href="http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/vw_zps8cef3ac9.jpg">http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/vw_zps8cef3ac9.jpg</a></p>;

mike_l

That's obviously a fake. There's no way a camper could get to those speeds.

Emp_Fab

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/931/Strat_a_tat_tat">Strat_a_tat_tat</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText"><blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/300/fretmeister">fretmeister</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText"><blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/16/Emp_Fab">Emp_Fab</a> said:<br>I know loads of blokes who cut their own hair in this way and they <b><i>all</i></b> look like twats.</div><div class="QuoteText"><div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;"> </div></div> </blockquote> You calling me a twat?</div> </blockquote> To be fair.... I don't think he said you are a twat.... he just said you look like a twat. <br> </div> </blockquote> He's not wrong you know.  Mind you, you have to wear that daft wig in court anyway, so it's swings and roundabouts really.<div><br></div><div>:-)</div>

chillidoggy

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/443/randomhandclaps">randomhandclaps</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText"><p>OK, it may be shorter than you like but it didn't turn out too bad.</p><p><a href="http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/vw_zps8cef3ac9.jpg">http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/vw_zps8cef3ac9.jpg</a></p></div>; </blockquote> <br><div>I think I can see Decker in one of the side windows.</div>

mike_l

<BLOCKQUOTE class=Quote> <DIV class=QuoteAuthor><A href="/profile/56/chillidoggy">chillidoggy</A> said:</DIV> <DIV class=QuoteText> <BLOCKQUOTE class=Quote> <DIV class=QuoteAuthor><A href="/profile/443/randomhandclaps">randomhandclaps</A> said:</DIV> <DIV class=QuoteText> <P>OK, it may be shorter than you like but it didn't turn out too bad.</P> <P><A href="http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/vw_zps8cef3ac9.jpg">http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/vw_zps8cef3ac9.jpg</A></P></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>; <DIV>I think I can see Decker in one of the side windows.</DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>The one furiously masturbating?

strumjoughlamps

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/39/mike_l">mike_l</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText">That's obviously a fake. There's no way a camper could get to those speeds.</div> </blockquote> I'm not sure, a white shirt and orange gerb, that's is the campest camper I have ever seen, I reckon it could break the current camper top speed.

mike_l

<P>3MPB*?</P> <P>*Miles Per Breakdown</P>

equalsql

I object to paying a barber a fortune for a 'short back and polish' on my dwindling bonce... so it's usually a No.4 DIY job for me.<br><br>Real men don't lose their hair anyway, it just goes on migration to the other parts of the body... like the eyebrows, ears, nose, back etc.<br><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv8k5LKcS1qeq8mr.jpg"><br><p><br></p>

Moltisanti

i did that when i was at Uni, ended up with a full skinhead....<div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 10pt;">we went out in Leeds that night and about 15 people asked me if i would sell them pills </span><br></div>

bingefeller

Any of you guys have an attractive 20 something female hairdresser who brushes her breasts against the back of your head every now and again?

Forge

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/16/Emp_Fab">Emp_Fab</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText">Attention all men who think they can save a few quid and cut their own hair with clippers / hairlicopters ((c) EmpFab) :-)  Yes, you can save money but you'll look like a twat.<div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;"><br></div><div>I know loads of blokes who cut their own hair in this way and they <b><i>all</i></b> look like twats.</div><div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;"><br></div><div style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;">Stop being tightarses and get down the barbers and get it done properly so you don't have your friends, family and colleagues secretly laughing at you behind your back.</div></div> </blockquote> <br/>I fall in your category but I don't care because I play a nicer guitar with the savings, I just need to cope with being that twat looking guitarist with a cool axe now.

Sambostar

<p>Someone should start up a Hooters Hairdresser chain.<img src="http://news.hooters.com/sites/hooters.newshq.businesswire.com/files/imagecache/pr_mm_lowres/HootersTop11_SandlerMovieSet.JPG"></p><p><br></p>

Forge

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/6778/bingefeller">bingefeller</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText">Any of you guys have an attractive 20 something female hairdresser who brushes her breasts against the back of your head every now and again?</div> </blockquote> Yes but also experience of successfully trying to avoid contact with a middle age male hairdresser's crotch!

mike_l

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/6778/bingefeller">bingefeller</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText">Any of you guys have an attractive 20 something female hairdresser who brushes her breasts against the back of your head every now and again?</div> </blockquote> Not recently, seems like a long shot to get a boob pressed against my head...............<br>

chillidoggy

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/2328/Sambostar">Sambostar</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText"><p>Someone should start up a Hooters Hairdresser chain.<img src="http://news.hooters.com/sites/hooters.newshq.businesswire.com/files/imagecache/pr_mm_lowres/HootersTop11_SandlerMovieSet.JPG"></p><p><br></p></div> </blockquote> <br><div>@hootsmon - now there's an idea.</div>

holnrew

Don't be gross guys.

bobblehat

<blockquote class="Quote"> <div class="QuoteAuthor"><a href="/profile/6778/bingefeller">bingefeller</a> said:</div> <div class="QuoteText">Any of you guys have an attractive 20 something female hairdresser who brushes her breasts against the back of your head every now and again?</div> </blockquote> yes