My Wife's Spoonerisms...

Hootsmon

monofin

Many years ago we bought a boat from a marina in Bray on the Thames. The broker was a very posh bloke called Dominic.
When the deal was finalised and we were leaving I said "thanks for everything Doddydick.
My wife could have killed me there and then.

Hootsmon

 ^ Ken Dodd and his ticklin' stick, diddymen an' Doddydick

chillidoggy

Handsome_Chris said:

breakstuff said:

hootsmon said:

not a spoonywotsit but fun nevertheless.....

TV celebrity Jade Goody complaining that she was always made the escaped goat

She was the one from East Angular wasn't she?

Yes, that's her. Mates with Shilpa Poppadom. Edit: I'd like to qualify that comment by pointing out that was a reference to Ms Goody's comment on Celebrity Big Brother.

Good save. We wouldn't want anyone to be offended, now would we?

mike_l

Handsome_Chris said:

holnrew;472516" said:

What's a loved one?

What is this thing you hu-mons call love?

You know when you drink too much..........

DesVegas

Again, not quite a spoonerism but...

An ex girlfriend an I were travelling around Canada back in 2001. We finally made it to Vancouver and were having breakfast on Davie Street which was the same sex partner part of town.
And sure enough a couple of shall we say flamboyant men sat next to us and we started chatting. Now, back then I wasn't that well travelled and was so very proud of myself of being so mature around our new gay friends.
As we prepared to leave I said to them 'Nice to meet you both and have a nice gay...' Immediately my body shut down as it had never done anything I had not asked it to do before.

Great gays, i mean days.

TinLip

breakstuff said:

hootsmon said:

not a spoonywotsit but fun nevertheless.....

TV celebrity Jade Goody complaining that she was always made the escaped goat

She was the one from East Angular wasn't she?

I worked with a bird from brum who used to say Westminister.

imalone

hootsmon said:

equalsql said:

My wife,  comes out with some great spoonerisms every now and then.
A great one was said this morning when she was checking out the 80's retro funk band 'Ekkah'
She  was so impressed she mean't to say that their music was from the 'Life-book of funk', but it came out as

the 'Life fook of bunk' ...genius.

Almost as good as the time she asked me to get a 'fucket ball of water' 

Any of your loved ones come out with great verbal mistakes?

"I do"

Quite awkward when you're the best man.