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Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24467
edited January 2015 in Off Topic
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297

Fox news report that London has Muslim religious police that seriously wound anyone not dressed in islamic clothing and that Birmingham is a completely muslim enclave.

The responses on twitter have had me in stitches...

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Another tweet said: "As someone born and raised in Birmingham, I must admit there was a pressure to read the Kerrang."



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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10347
    Fox news.The best comedy show on the box.





    What do you mean,it's nor a satire!!!?
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • JRLJRL Frets: 16
    I was suprised to discover that i'm Muslim, but I live in Birmingham and go into town, so I guess I must be. Now, where's my nearest mosque?
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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6908
    edited January 2015
    JRL;474609" said:
    I was suprised to discover that i'm Muslim, but I live in Birmingham and go into town, so I guess I must be. Now, where's my nearest mosque?
    We've been rumbled - As-salamu alaykum brother.

    Now where did I put that rucksack...
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  • siremoonsiremoon Frets: 1524
    There were stories a couple of years ago of some areas of London where people were being intimitaded by so-called "Muslim patrols".  I'm guessing this originated from that.  Add in the usual media exagerations and Fox hyperbole and there you have it.
    “He is like a man with a fork in a world of soup.” - Noel Gallagher
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  • JalapenoJalapeno Frets: 6399
    Comedy gold !
    Imagine something sharp and witty here ......

    Feedback
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  • Apparently the idiot from Fox News has now described Birmingham as "beautiful" which is even more stupid than what he said before.
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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4613
    edited January 2015
    America ... it's eating everything in its path!!!

    I also quite enjoy the fact that a news media company is reporting on another news media company, i dont know why, i just do
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  • speshul91speshul91 Frets: 1397
    The only thing beautiful about Birmingham is the train line and motorway out of the imho
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  • not_the_djnot_the_dj Frets: 7306
    speshul91 said:
    The only thing beautiful about Birmingham is the train line and motorway out of the imho
    The M6?  :))
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  • speshul91speshul91 Frets: 1397
    It might be shit but it gets you out :))
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  • WezVWezV Frets: 16809
    edited January 2015
    siremoon said:
    There were stories a couple of years ago of some areas of London where people were being intimitaded by so-called "Muslim patrols".  I'm guessing this originated from that.  Add in the usual media exagerations and Fox hyperbole and there you have it.


    After a couple of burglaries near my old house, which was in a largely Muslim area of town,  we had leaflets through the door advising us that  a group or concerned citizens would be patrolling the area in a van to help manage antisocial behaviour.

     

     

    Its easy to get all Britain's First about this, and I must admit I initially had concerns about it because of the way the leaflet was worded, especially the bit about "anti-social behaviour".   But ya know, at worst it was really just a Neighbourhood Watch scheme, the normal curtain twitching doesn't let you see much of a terraced street.  they could have phrased some of the leaflet differently, it did make them sound a bit like the A-Team.   I never actually saw the van and I suspect the leaflets were a deterent themselves.  

     

     

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  • This is an amusing read on the Independant. 2014 according to Fox News.
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24676
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    Radical Islam also taking hold in Scottish Highlands & Islands, under influence of spiritual leader, Mullah Kintyre.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72716
    speshul91 said:
    The only thing beautiful about Birmingham is the train line
    What? Birmingham New Street - don't remind me. I used to have to wait there a lot (grew up in Worcester, so going anywhere north of there involved a change of trains at New St) and it seems to be specially designed to have a constant wind blowing directly from Siberia through its dark underground-car-park-from-hell echoing bleakness. One of the more depressing places I know of...

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

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  • MoltisantiMoltisanti Frets: 1134
    i hope Fox News is actually the greatest comedy sketch of all time, and one day they will come out and admit it was all penned by Christopher Guest :D



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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    WezV said:
    siremoon said:
    There were stories a couple of years ago of some areas of London where people were being intimitaded by so-called "Muslim patrols".  I'm guessing this originated from that.  Add in the usual media exagerations and Fox hyperbole and there you have it.


    After a couple of burglaries near my old house, which was in a largely Muslim area of town,  we had leaflets through the door advising us that  a group or concerned citizens would be patrolling the area in a van to help manage antisocial behaviour.

    It's still vigilantism. I wouldn't stand for it personally.
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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6908
    ICBM;475052" said:
    speshul91 said:

    The only thing beautiful about Birmingham is the train line

    What? Birmingham New Street - don't remind me. I used to have to wait there a lot (grew up in Worcester, so going anywhere north of there involved a change of trains at New St) and it seems to be specially designed to have a constant wind blowing directly from Siberia through its dark underground-car-park-from-hell echoing bleakness. One of the more depressing places I know of...
    It's been refurbished now!
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72716
    Iamnobody said:
    It's been refurbished now!
    I can't say I'm in a desperate hurry to see for myself, but I will bear that in mind :).

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

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  • lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh

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  • joeyowenjoeyowen Frets: 4025
    lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh

    Daily Mail - "Terrorists are using our internet forums" 

    shortly followed by a rant on benefits being used to pay for internet connection
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