http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297
Fox news report that London has Muslim religious police that seriously wound anyone not dressed in islamic clothing and that Birmingham is a completely muslim enclave.
The responses on twitter have had me in stitches...
Another tweet said: "As someone born and raised in Birmingham, I must admit there was a pressure to read the Kerrang."
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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What do you mean,it's nor a satire!!!?
Now where did I put that rucksack...
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After a couple of burglaries near my old house, which was in a largely Muslim area of town, we had leaflets through the door advising us that a group or concerned citizens would be patrolling the area in a van to help manage antisocial behaviour.
Its easy to get all Britain's First about this, and I must admit I initially had concerns about it because of the way the leaflet was worded, especially the bit about "anti-social behaviour". But ya know, at worst it was really just a Neighbourhood Watch scheme, the normal curtain twitching doesn't let you see much of a terraced street. they could have phrased some of the leaflet differently, it did make them sound a bit like the A-Team. I never actually saw the van and I suspect the leaflets were a deterent themselves.
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Radical Islam also taking hold in Scottish Highlands & Islands, under influence of spiritual leader, Mullah Kintyre.
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"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein