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mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
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A "qualified" fire marshal.

I take no responsibility for you lot.

Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15980

    well done Sir


    :)

    tae be or not tae be
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15980

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn15BUFBvu8


    tae be or not tae be
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700

    Cheers Hoots.

    It's not really difficult, just make sure the building is clear when the fire alarm sounds.

     

    A whole 4 hour course for that.

     

    Was interesting though, and the bloke training us was Ex-Fire Service so had a kinda warped sense of humour.......

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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15594
    how do you marshal fire?

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700

    You simple stand by a door you don't want it to go through and say "no fire, you'll have to go the other way".

    I think fire might be a woman as they do what they want anyway.....

     

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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4592
    And it burns, burns, burns ...

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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24843
    I here the old plexi Fire Marshalls were better....
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    richardhomer said:
    I here the old plexi Fire Marshalls were better....

    Well, I'm the modern version. NOS if you like.

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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    Welcome to the Firemarshall's Club. One of my roles at work.

    I have, however, been honest with my colleagues and advised most of them I'd let 'em burn.
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15594
    wonder if they have fire marshals in the fire brigade. Bit like having head of security at a police station I guess, or a designated 1st aider in a hospital.

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    jd0272 said:
    Welcome to the Firemarshall's Club. One of my roles at work.

    I have, however, been honest with my colleagues and advised most of them I'd let 'em burn.

    There's only one I'd let burn....

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  • Panama_Jack666Panama_Jack666 Frets: 2989
    I'm a Fire Marshall and a First Aider.

    Both are pants roles and I would not recommend.
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  • xSkarloeyxSkarloey Frets: 2962
    edited January 2015
    So are you now the guy who points people in the direction of the fire escape and reminds everyone to shut all doors and windows? (IIRC that's part of the drill ain't it?)
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Skarloey said:
    So are you now the guy who points people in the direction of the fire escape and reminds everyone to shut all doors and windows? (IIRC that's part of the drill ain't it?)


    That's the one.

     

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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10317
    A little bit of poetic license and the women will be all over you.
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    breakstuff said:
    A little bit of poetic license and the women will be all over you.


    Just like fire.

    Fire is therefore a woman.

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  • d8md8m Frets: 2434
    You're a fire marshall.

    Twisted fire marshall.

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    breakstuff said:
    A little bit of poetic license and the women will be all over you.

    I reckon so. Especially if you get to wear a fireman's outfit, Full Monty style.


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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    mike_l;479396" said:
    jd0272 said:

    Welcome to the Firemarshall's Club. One of my roles at work. I have, however, been honest with my colleagues and advised most of them I'd let 'em burn. There's only one I'd let burn....
    The fckr still a fckr eh? Could always light him up with a view to practicing your extinguisher skills.

    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • strumjoughlampsstrumjoughlamps Frets: 3292
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdR2T6YKAUc
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