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Why did the baker have brown hands?

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d8md8m Frets: 2434
edited February 2015 in Off Topic
Because he kneaded a poo....

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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1785
    I had to give a lol as that's my sister's favourite joke so I've heard it a lot over the years but it always makes me smile!
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • d8md8m Frets: 2434
    BigMonka said:
    I had to give a lol as that's my sister's favourite joke so I've heard it a lot over the years but it always makes me smile!
    Never gets old!

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  • robinbowesrobinbowes Frets: 3058
    What's brown and sticky?
    Good quality cables available here

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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10353
    edited February 2015
    /\ a Mars bar.




    >:D<
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • spacecadetspacecadet Frets: 671
    This place has really started to go downhill. 
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  • d8md8m Frets: 2434
    edited February 2015
    spacecadet said:
    This place has really started to go downhill. 


    :-O

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  • littlegreenmanlittlegreenman Frets: 5057
    robinbowes said:
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick?
    littlegreenman < My tunes here...
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16020
    robinbowes said:
    What's brown and sticky?
    a bear and the "how does this work?" thread 
    tae be or not tae be
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  • StevepageStevepage Frets: 3082
    Never heard that before. I have since told nearly every one on whatsapp so I'm just waiting to see who calls me a twat first.

    Cheers!
    https://soundcloud.com/steve-p-5
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  • d8md8m Frets: 2434
    Stevepage said:
    Never heard that before. I have since told nearly every one on whatsapp so I'm just waiting to see who calls me a twat first.

    Cheers!

    \m/

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  • RocknRollDaveRocknRollDave Frets: 6553
    d8m said:
    Because he kneaded a poo....

    This is my favourite joke of all time, I must confess.

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  • d8md8m Frets: 2434
    RocknRollDave said:
    d8m said:
    Because he kneaded a poo....

    This is my favourite joke of all time, I must confess.
    :)

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  • robinbowesrobinbowes Frets: 3058
    littlegreenman said:
    robinbowes said:
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick?
    Correct.

    R.

    Good quality cables available here

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    Monte Allums TR-2 Plus mod kit

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28348
    What did the constipated mathematician do?
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602
    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

    It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1785
    axisus said:
    What did the constipated mathematician do?
    He worked it out with a pencil!!
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602
    Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages?

    Because they were quantum mechanics.

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602
    A blowfly goes into a bar and asks: "Is that stool taken?"

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602
    My medical entrance exam had the following question:

    Rearrange the following letters to name an important part of the human body which is most useful when erect:

    P N E I S

    Those who answered SPINE are now doctors while the rest now hang out on Facebook.

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4936
    BigMonka said:
    axisus said:
    What did the constipated mathematician do?
    He worked it out with a pencil!!
    A mathematician named Hall
    Had a hexahedronical ball.
    When doubled, its weight
    Plus its volume times eight
    Was two thirds of four fifths of fuck-all.
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