Why did the baker have brown hands?

EricTheWeary

How did the bishop cross the road?
Diagonally.
Many thanks to my youngest son's chess club for that one.

dafuzz

What do you do if you see a space man?

Phil_aka_Pip

dafuzz said:

What do you do if you see a space man?

Depends on where the space is, man, like if you're waiting to get onto a roundabout and you see a space coming the answer is dump the clutch and move into it. Man.

hobbio

This is an old one, but I'll trot it out again.

What's the difference between a baby and a musical director?

A baby sucks his fingers.

Hootsmon

dafuzz said:

What do you do if you see a space man?

you park there...........man

Hootsmon

an old one,may have told it before........

what part of Popeye never gets rusty?

the bit he sticks in Olive Oyle

breakstuff

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?


Virgin mobile.

Phil_aka_Pip

Two nuns on pushbikes take a detour down a cobbled street. One says to the other "I've never come this way before"

hobbio

Two nuns in a bath, the first one says "Where's the soap?", the second one says "Yes, it does a bit."

d8m

What did the subatomic particle say to the duck?

Quark,quark.

Lev

Two Nuns walking in the park, a man in a trench coat comes up and flashes them. One had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough.

d8m

A photon checks into a hotel.

The receptionist asks "do you require any assistance with your luggage"

The photon replies "no thank you I am travelling light"

breakstuff

What's the definition of suspicious?

A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.

d8m

Two nuns walk into a brothel.

Two penguins waddle out......

Paul_C

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?















a carrot.

chillidoggy

d8m said:

Stevepage said:

Never heard that before. I have since told nearly every one on whatsapp so I'm just waiting to see who calls me a twat first.

Cheers!

\m/

Twat.

dindude

A hate those Russian Dolls.

They're full of themselves.

hobbio

Which artist has brown fingers?

Picasso.

Hootsmon

cause he liked tae play in shite

d8m

I would tell another poop joke.

But it's to corny.