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PhilW1

EricTheWeary said:

I bought an old Transit van and put some things in the back including a hammer and chisel. The next day the hammer and chisel had gone. I loaded in a bunch of screwdrivers, craft knives and a bow saw and the next time I looked they had disappeared. Complete mystery, couldn’t see them anywhere yet all the other junk I had put in the back of the van was still there. I drove the Transit to the Ford dealer where I bought it and, although I thought I must sound like I was going crazy,  I explained the problem.
’Oh that’s not uncommon sir’ said the mechanic ‘that’s on the old engine so it’s the two litre.’

???

Sorry but I keep going back to this and just can’t see it..what am I missing (please don’t say a sense of humour)

Jonathangus

PhilW1 said:

EricTheWeary said:

I bought an old Transit van and put some things in the back including a hammer and chisel. The next day the hammer and chisel had gone. I loaded in a bunch of screwdrivers, craft knives and a bow saw and the next time I looked they had disappeared. Complete mystery, couldn’t see them anywhere yet all the other junk I had put in the back of the van was still there. I drove the Transit to the Ford dealer where I bought it and, although I thought I must sound like I was going crazy,  I explained the problem.
’Oh that’s not uncommon sir’ said the mechanic ‘that’s on the old engine so it’s the two litre.’

???

Sorry but I keep going back to this and just can’t see it..what am I missing (please don’t say a sense of humour)

Tool eater.

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EricTheWeary

Jonathangus said:

PhilW1 said:

EricTheWeary said:

I bought an old Transit van and put some things in the back including a hammer and chisel. The next day the hammer and chisel had gone. I loaded in a bunch of screwdrivers, craft knives and a bow saw and the next time I looked they had disappeared. Complete mystery, couldn’t see them anywhere yet all the other junk I had put in the back of the van was still there. I drove the Transit to the Ford dealer where I bought it and, although I thought I must sound like I was going crazy,  I explained the problem.
’Oh that’s not uncommon sir’ said the mechanic ‘that’s on the old engine so it’s the two litre.’

???

Sorry but I keep going back to this and just can’t see it..what am I missing (please don’t say a sense of humour)

Tool eater.

yes, probably only makes sense if you say it out loud. It is a bit obscure. Although it pleased me no end as my old Transit was actually a tool eater, sorry two litre. 

PhilW1

Jonathangus said:

PhilW1 said:

EricTheWeary said:

I bought an old Transit van and put some things in the back including a hammer and chisel. The next day the hammer and chisel had gone. I loaded in a bunch of screwdrivers, craft knives and a bow saw and the next time I looked they had disappeared. Complete mystery, couldn’t see them anywhere yet all the other junk I had put in the back of the van was still there. I drove the Transit to the Ford dealer where I bought it and, although I thought I must sound like I was going crazy,  I explained the problem.
’Oh that’s not uncommon sir’ said the mechanic ‘that’s on the old engine so it’s the two litre.’

???

Sorry but I keep going back to this and just can’t see it..what am I missing (please don’t say a sense of humour)

Tool eater.

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koneguitarist

EricTheWeary said:

I bought an old Transit van and put some things in the back including a hammer and chisel. The next day the hammer and chisel had gone. I loaded in a bunch of screwdrivers, craft knives and a bow saw and the next time I looked they had disappeared. Complete mystery, couldn’t see them anywhere yet all the other junk I had put in the back of the van was still there. I drove the Transit to the Ford dealer where I bought it and, although I thought I must sound like I was going crazy,  I explained the problem.
’Oh that’s not uncommon sir’ said the mechanic ‘that’s on the old engine so it’s the two litre.’

That took me much too long to work out! 

Jonathangus

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