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Fiddler on the roof 

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I was sitting on the sofa with the missus watching Pride and Prejudice when all of a sudden she turned to me, and out of the blue said, "you are quite possibly the most annoying person on the planet"

I nearly fucking dropped my vuvuzela.

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Fiddler on the roof 

I prefer Dr Spooner's version, Riddler On The Foof "...

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A hunter winged a duck that landed in a farmers yard, so the farmer grabbed the duck, and claimed it for himself. The hunter demanded his duck back, farmer refused, and an argument ensued. Finally, the farmer suggested a way to solve the dilemma. He suggested they each have one chance to kick the other in the nuts hard, and whoever was hurt worse would win the duck. Agreed, the farmer claimed first kick. With them old military surplus boots, he stepped back and gave the hunter his best kick. The hunter didn't look so good, but now it was his turn, so as he began to give the farmer a good one to the jewels, the farmer stepped up, handed him the dead bird, and said, ‘It's OK. You can have the duck!’

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