Friday humour

Stratavarious

maltingsaudio said:

Stratavarious said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

Ask one of the old locals. You might get some sage advice on it.

You won’t Rosemary called Thyme

Cool.   Allotment jokes.  That is a turnip for the books.

MrTee

Stratavarious said:

maltingsaudio said:

Stratavarious said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

Ask one of the old locals. You might get some sage advice on it.

You won’t Rosemary called Thyme

Cool.   Allotment jokes.  That is a turnip for the books.

Allotment jokes? I dig them!

Rocker

Allotment jokes kinda grow on you.....

Stratavarious

If you sell your spare allotment produce you can rake it in.

merlin

Some of these puns are poor. I'll weed out the bad ones...

Stratavarious

If you can’t handle the poor allotment jokes, you need to grow a pear.

zepp76

If you lot carry on with these damn allotment jokes I’m going to stick a dibbler right up each of your noses……let me plant that seed in your head for a minute.

Stratavarious

zepp76 said:

If you lot carry on with these damn allotment jokes I’m going to stick a dibbler right up each of your noses……let me plant that seed in your head for a minute.

Oohhh the thought,   I nearly soiled myself.

Tannin

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

We have a "LOL" button and a "wow!" button and a "wisdom" button.

Where is the "Oh dear" button?

crunchman

Tannin said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

We have a "LOL" button and a "wow!" button and a "wisdom" button.

Where is the "Oh dear" button?

Bring back Facepalms

bloodandtears

Lettuce move on from these allotment puns now please..

Stratavarious

Dunno.  They are growing on me now.

JohnS37

crunchman said:

Tannin said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

We have a "LOL" button and a "wow!" button and a "wisdom" button.

Where is the "Oh dear" button?

Bring back Facepalms

Yeah.  What did happen to them?  They’re the only emojis I ever used.  When there are so many rubbish ones in Apple’s character set why did they purposely omit the Facepalm?  Fascists!

Kilgore

crunchman said:

Tannin said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

We have a "LOL" button and a "wow!" button and a "wisdom" button.

Where is the "Oh dear" button?

Bring back Facepalms

Facepalms are difficult to grow in the UK. They prefer a warmer climate.

Haych

JohnS37 said:

crunchman said:

Tannin said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

We have a "LOL" button and a "wow!" button and a "wisdom" button.

Where is the "Oh dear" button?

Bring back Facepalms

Yeah.  What did happen to them?  They’re the only emojis I ever used.  When there are so many rubbish ones in Apple’s character set why did they purposely omit the Facepalm?  Fascists!

Apple have a facepalm emoji, it just isn't one of the yellow round face ones. I doubt it'll work here but here it is >

Edit: see, told you it wouldn't work.

chillidoggy

Kilgore said:

crunchman said:

Tannin said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

We have a "LOL" button and a "wow!" button and a "wisdom" button.

Where is the "Oh dear" button?

Bring back Facepalms

Facepalms are difficult to grow in the UK. They prefer a warmer climate.

They're abundant round my gaffe.

axisus

HerbieTheRadDorklift

I never understand people whining about speeding.

JohnS37

chillidoggy said:

Kilgore said:

crunchman said:

Tannin said:

Cryptid said:

I went to my allotment and found there was twice as much soil as the last time I visited. 

The plot thickens...

We have a "LOL" button and a "wow!" button and a "wisdom" button.

Where is the "Oh dear" button?

Bring back Facepalms

Facepalms are difficult to grow in the UK. They prefer a warmer climate.

They're abundant round my gaffe.

I think you may find that a ‘gaffe’ is something that happens when you mis-spell a word like ‘gaff’, which is a slang term for ‘abode’ or well-frequented location, whereas ‘gaf’ is the brand name for a now defunct range of chemical and photographic products.
Jus sayin . .

Brio

I never understand people whining about speeding.

They're not, they're moaning about being caught. Speeding they are happy with. "Cos they are entitled to speed if they think it is OK.