Excerpts from the heterosexual bible

boogieman

randomhandclaps;551405" said:

boogieman said:

This is the kind of Murican shit my bro in law emails me from Florida, somehow thinking it's hysterical.





In fairness he's one step up from most of the population of the US who don't find gayness funny at all.

Wisdom for that. He is English I guess, just lived over there for the past 30 years.

Clarky

I had no idea that these rules needed writing down...

I thought that were pre-programmed into the lil' blokey brain thingy at birth..

DesVegas

Goddammit, i have an orange car .. 

http://i1370.photobucket.com/albums/ag251/DesVegas/kucho_zps9x1oe1t0.jpg

Clarky

tut tut... very fem...

jd0272

DesVegas;551660" said:

Goddammit, i have an orange car .. 

http://i1370.photobucket.com/albums/ag251/DesVegas/kucho_zps9x1oe1t0.jpg

You may change your profession to Hairdresser immediately.

jellyroll

DesVegas said:

Goddammit, i have an orange car .. 

http://i1370.photobucket.com/albums/ag251/DesVegas/kucho_zps9x1oe1t0.jpg

Picking the colour as the fatal flaw on a Renault is like dissing Parcel Force because of the driver's uniform. 

TinLip

randomhandclaps

Clarky said:

I had no idea that these rules needed writing down...

I thought that were pre-programmed into the lil' blokey brain thingy at birth..

So Clarky, you've never even seen this list before?  That's a bit gay innit?!

DesVegas

Regarding the aforementioned Renault .. it's free.. i like it

mike_l

DesVegas said:

Regarding the aforementioned Renault .. it's free.. i like it

And comes with Free AA membership.........

Sassafras

If you were a real man you wouldn't need the AA. You'd take the engine apart with your bare hands.

jd0272

DesVegas;552527" said:

Regarding the aforementioned Renault .. it's free.. i like it

Go on then, I'll give you that. Free over rides colour.

mike_l

Sassafras said:

If you were a real man you wouldn't need the AA. You'd take the engine apart with your bare hands.

It's a Renault, the engine will fall apart by itself. 

Nunogilberto

Not really into lad culture. I don't like Kasabian for a start...

Clarky

Clarky said:

I had no idea that these rules needed writing down...

I thought that were pre-programmed into the lil' blokey brain thingy at birth..

never needed toI guess..

it all seems like default logic to me

monquixote

They missed the line about living your life based solely on peer pressure and fear of rejection.