I have the chest of a 12 year old boy...

Drew_TNBD

... no, not in my attic. On my body. Wait... that sounds wrong. What I mean is... my upper chest basically looks like it did when I was 12, except I have a bit of a beer belly now.

Genetics+laziness=suckage. Hopefully this doesn't count as child pr0n...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10401264_151207985450_2804686_n.jpg?oh=0816cda97578eaf0ee70f1992c5efe41&oe=55BD03D1&__gda__=1433589162_748f2aa601d6d0e427348dc1920f68c4

Blergh. It's a wonder anything wanted to fuck me.

If it is child pr0n, then at least have this one as well:

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/20465_1283989014422_3461843_n.jpg?oh=0ae73065e3a676218fccfff51b738ed9&oe=5577D97C

YES YES YES... ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT ME! I AM A NARC I KNOW!

iseverynamegone

Look on the bright side mate , I'm 45 and have the chest of a 55 year old Woman.

thomasross20

Hahaha!!

Drew_TNBD

Oh, and that's a Malteaser in my mouth. Not a poo-poo.

breakstuff

I'm more concerned with how Islamic Stare appear to be recruiting toddlers into their ranks and training them to fly drones judging by that second photo.

jd0272

Wife pics next time old sport

Drew_TNBD

jd0272 said:

Wife pics next time old sport

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1486781_10151979466150777_900810515_n.jpg?oh=aa16aed5770eb79e7a21f09a59b464cc&oe=558243CD

Saucy.

Sambostar

Fucking hell Drew, you need to get out and burn out your body running or something and stop being so neurotic, before you go out on a righteous shopping mall shooting spree because you have ideas about your chest.

Will Smith was skinnier than you, look at him now.

I used to be able to hide behind lampposts side on, with a bad posture like a stick insect, although I got broad shoulders.  Twenty three years of hard toil has just about formed my chest the way I'm happy with it and still no beer gut, but I never really thought about.  Being ginger I hardly ever had my top off less I get taken to A&E or cause permanent retina damage to someone looking.

Guys like us just do get that beer hump physique naturally, whilst the rest stays skinny.  Hasn't happened yet, still got an eight pack and never work out.  Although I do have naturally acquired massive pecs and  triceps.  Women prefer lean men.

I always wanted to have a barrel chest.  But as said, when you get on you end up a looking like a weeble.

It's good to be efficient and that is an efficient bodyshape.

The skin on my face and arms is like leather, the skin on my butt and chest is like baby skin.  Apparently what happens with prolonged UV exposure is the cells divide more times to repair the damage, every time they divide, a little bit of DNA is lost.  So I have the face and arms of an 80 year old and the butt of a 10 year old.

Look on the bright side, my skin was far more trashed at your age, you have a great skull shape and losing your hair doesn't age you I don't think at all.

Don't worry about it, you just have the neurosis and anxiety as everyone else.  It's the modern curse.

Now, I'm off for a tug over that first photo.  ooooooo.

littlegreenman

Drew_fx said:

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1486781_10151979466150777_900810515_n.jpg?oh=aa16aed5770eb79e7a21f09a59b464cc&oe=558243CD

Saucy.

Is that a hot dog on a stick? Or is Mrs_FX into weird Mustard and Tomato sauce on stick based confectionary?

Enquiring minds need to know! :P

Drew_TNBD

littlegreenman;564673" said:

Is that a hot dog on a stick? Or is Mrs_FX into weird Mustard and Tomato sauce on stick based confectionary?

It's a surrogate penis. Covered in old jizz and lady fluids.

Nah... it's a sausage with mustard and red sauce really.

Sambostar

Where did she get the wooden box from?  My dad got some of them identical to those with ICI and some Jap writing on them from an ICI conference in 1983.  Do they come with food or something?  He said he bought them especially as gifts for us kids.

Drew_TNBD

Sambostar said:

Don't worry about it, you just have the neurosis and anxiety as everyone else.  It's the modern curse.

Oh no doubt. I look at old pictures of myself and want to cry. I look at myself in the mirror today and want to kill myself, or cut the fat away like the fat lawyer in the movie Seven.

breakstuff

iseverynamegone said:

Look on the bright side mate , I'm 45 and have the chest of a 55 year old Woman.

Hasn't Katie Price had her norks reduced lately?

Sambostar

Seriously dude you're having a 14 year old mindspace relapse.  Don't worry about it, you look young and fit with pert skin and a lack of wrinkles to die for.

littlegreenman

Drew_fx said:

littlegreenman;564673" said:

Is that a hot dog on a stick? Or is Mrs_FX into weird Mustard and Tomato sauce on stick based confectionary?

It's a surrogate penis. Covered in old jizz and lady fluids.

Nah... it's a sausage with mustard and red sauce really.

Okies. Looked like a bread roll or some kind of doughnut with mustard and tomato sauce, which would be odd.

holnrew

I have a 50 inch chest and can only bench the 20kg bar... most of it is my ribcage and I look strong when I'm not. My matchstick arms probably give the game away though.

RocknRollDave

Shouldn't this be in Classifieds? Also, you need at least a guide price, dude.

jd0272

Drew_fx;564664" said:

jd0272 said:

Wife pics next time old sport





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Saucy.

Goddamit the boy delivered!!!!

randomhandclaps

Mate if it's any consolation I did this and found it didn't make you any more fuckable -

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/Muscly%20Guitar%20Drew_zpsdiccqxnt.jpg

randomhandclaps

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/Drew%20Kid_zpsyv2wslke.jpg

mike_l

randomhandclaps said:

Mate if it's any consolation I did this and found it didn't make you any more fuckable -

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/Muscly%20Guitar%20Drew_zpsdiccqxnt.jpg

Drewbo_FX, takes on everyone single handed......