Would you play for a Right Wing Feminist Society Fund Raiser?

Gassage

Just sayin'.

Anyone who cancels a gig like this needs to take a teaspoon full of concrete and man the fuck up and is no friend o'mine.

Drew_TNBD

Look man, we had to cancel. I couldn't help it!

Heartfeltdawn

Start with the kd Lang numbers. 

A lot of Shania Twain stuff and that American lass who isn't very good and sells shitloads (Kelly Clarkson). 

It's Raining Men as a final song. 

Blurred Lines as an encore. With nudey dancers. And an ostrich. 

 

Gassage

Gassage

To quote CJ (it's a CJ Day) from Reggie Perrin:

I like what you say but I don't defend your right to say it.

Phil_aka_Pip

I'd even play in a Conservative Club if they paid enough

digitalscream

Wouldn't cancel, but that's mainly 'cos I wouldn't have taken the gig in the first place...

Drew_TNBD

I'd take it, and I'd dress up as a rape victim and I'd blame myself throughout the entire gig.

Gassage

Heartfeltdawn said:

Start with the kd Lang numbers. 

A lot of Shania Twain stuff and that American lass who isn't very good and sells shitloads (Kelly Clarkson). 

It's Raining Men as a final song. 

Blurred Lines as an encore. With nudey dancers. And an ostrich. 

 

I'd like to see the following included.

99 Problems- J Zed.
Only Women Bleed- Alice Cooper
Back Off Bitch- Guns n Roses

Finally, a rousing finale of

Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy.

Gassage

Drew_fx said:

I'd take it, and I'd dress up as a rape victim and I'd blame myself throughout the entire gig.

Coffee all over my keyboard!

Outstanding!

digitalscream

Drew wins the thread.

randomhandclaps

I 'd have to say no on medical ground.  The problem for me is that I have a fairly small bladder and I know I'd have to hold it all night as I couldn't risk using the toilet in case some desperate 40 year old business woman tried to still my sperm.  Plus I know if she did then it'd somehow be completely my responsibility and me and my family would have to live in a box for the rest of our lives so I could afford to keep the bitch and the bastard child in Jimmy Choos.  There's just too much at stake.

Fretwired

Drew_fx said:

Look man, we had to cancel. I couldn't help it!

I saw you cancelled on Fleecebook - fancy at gig at Hariet Harman's birthday bash .. she's have trouble finding a band. I can't think why .. she's booked the pie man though ...

chillidoggy

If there's hot women there, I'd have to say no.

equalsql

Is it a bunch of woMen dressed up as Adolf?  If so I'd be inclined to give it a miss.

Sassafras

Depends on what the little sweetheart looks like.

mike_l

Heartfeltdawn said:

Start with the kd Lang numbers. 

A lot of Shania Twain stuff and that American lass who isn't very good and sells shitloads (Kelly Clarkson). 

It's Raining Men as a final song. 

Blurred Lines as an encore. With nudey dancers. And an ostrich. 

 

What the living fuck has the ostrich done wrong?

RocknRollDave

Nothing, yet, but it's gagging for it.

Drew_TNBD

mike_l said:

Heartfeltdawn said:

Start with the kd Lang numbers. 

A lot of Shania Twain stuff and that American lass who isn't very good and sells shitloads (Kelly Clarkson). 

It's Raining Men as a final song. 

Blurred Lines as an encore. With nudey dancers. And an ostrich. 

 

What the living fuck has the ostrich done wrong?

Stuck it's fuckin' neck out dint it!

Cirrus

Once played what turned out to be some kind of communist society fundraiser. The audience were about 10 people in combats and they had a soup kitchen going at the side of the room.

Gassage

One of my most depressing moments was a guy getting lary at a gig whe there were 10 people watching. We had to kick him out, with his missus, thus removing 20% of our following.

That's up there with Bowie's Hitler salute.