Would you play for a Right Wing Feminist Society Fund Raiser?

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  • Gassage said:
    One of my most depressing moments was a guy getting lary at a gig whe there were 10 people watching. We had to kick him out, with his tiramissu
    Wowzer, posh gig, huh...?

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  • GassageGassage Frets: 31150
    Gassage said:
    One of my most depressing moments was a guy getting lary at a gig whe there were 10 people watching. We had to kick him out, with his tiramissu
    Wowzer, posh gig, huh...?
    @rocknrolldave

    No- it was Desserted.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • JalapenoJalapeno Frets: 6418
    Went to a KD Lang gig once, very intimidating audience.

    The band was vamping while she introduced them ... "And this lovely man is ...."

    Audience starts booing very loudly  - so she stopped everything and gave the sisters a lecture that men were ok, some actually nice and they shouldn't be so judgemental.

    KD Lang is pretty damn cool in my book.
    Imagine something sharp and witty here ......

    Feedback
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  • BogwhoppitBogwhoppit Frets: 2754

    When I was on the festival circuit, we played a gig that was supporting animal rights, women's rights and tree hugging rights. The 'Green Room' was a caravan behind the stage - one per band. 

    The bass player rang a taxi company to collect a load of McDonalds and KFC. Most of the band were stuffing their face with all this animal friendly food in the so called 'Green Room' whilst at the same time sharing a copy of Penthouse. The festival organisers walked in and threw a complete shit-fit. All the bass player could say was " take a dip in the bucket if you're hungry".


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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24878
    I never refuse a gig.

    I even did a magic show in a church once. Right in front of the altar.

    I dedicated the show to the greatest illusionist the world had ever known, then finished with a Water into Wine effect and ended with "See - it's easy. Anyone can do it!"

    I haven't been invited back.

    I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd


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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Jalapeno said:
    Went to a KD Lang gig once, very intimidating audience.

    The band was vamping while she introduced them ... "And this lovely man is ...."

    Audience starts booing very loudly  - so she stopped everything and gave the sisters a lecture that men were ok, some actually nice and they shouldn't be so judgemental.

    KD Lang is pretty damn cool in my book.
    Jebuz!!
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Played a charity gig last year. Was lots of fun and helped raise a few hundred quid for homeless shelters. Hopefully that prevented a guy from dying in the cold at night.
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 31150
    @drew_fx

    Nice work. I am a huge supporter of woodenspoon.com - kids rugby charity.

    It's really rewarding.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    Drew_fx said:
    Played a charity gig last year. Was lots of fun and helped raise a few hundred quid for homeless shelters. Hopefully that prevented a guy from dying in the cold at night.
    Thanks, mate.


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  • Drew_fx said:
    Played a charity gig last year. Was lots of fun and helped raise a few hundred quid for homeless shelters. Hopefully that prevented a guy from dying in the cold at night.
    I hope so too and I hope if that guy did survive he didn't go on to kill some other poor homeless guy for his trainers.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • I even did a magic show in a church once.

    The great thing about magic in a church is you don't actually have to do any proper tricks, you can just tell them about awesome tricks you did in the past and it they don't believe you, you can burn them at the stake.  Once you've burnt a couple the rest will buy into any old shit.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • DaleftyDalefty Frets: 509
    Only if Sarah Palin was there and twerking.

    DaLefty
    Both dog and owner available for stud, please contact DaLefty if interested
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24694
    Drew_fx said:
    Played a charity gig last year. Was lots of fun and helped raise a few hundred quid for homeless shelters. Hopefully that prevented a guy from dying in the cold at night.
    Sexist.  I suppose the women could just freeze to death ?
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Emp_Fab said:
    Drew_fx said:
    Played a charity gig last year. Was lots of fun and helped raise a few hundred quid for homeless shelters. Hopefully that prevented a guy from dying in the cold at night.
    Sexist.  I suppose the women could just freeze to death ?
    lol. I knew you'd respond to that! :P
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24694
    Well, you did place the bait.  :D
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • Jez6345789Jez6345789 Frets: 1810
    First encore a rousing chorus of "the boys are back in town" :-)
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Emp_Fab said:
    Well, you did place the bait.  :D
    lol, not at all. I was reading it back an hour later and chuckled to myself when I realised my mistake.
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  • robinbowesrobinbowes Frets: 3073
    Drew_fx said:
    Emp_Fab said:
    Well, you did place the bait.  :D
    lol, not at all. I was reading it back an hour later and chuckled to myself when I realised my mistake.
    The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

    Congratulations.

    R.
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745

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    Have this as your bands banner.

    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • dafuzzdafuzz Frets: 1522
    I read the thread title as "What would you play..." and instantly thought of this:


    All practice and no theory
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