Kravitz finger (and other made up conditions).

mike_l

Mustaineitis makes you repeatedly change your band members.

Bucket

Hammettitis causes over-reliance on the wah pedal and a gradual deterioration of soloing proficiency since 1991.

breakstuff

Bonoroids - a major pain in the arse that just won't go away.

rsvmark

Hendrixitus- playing is a bit lifeless 

joeyowen

the generic jazz leftHandIsFuckedFromAllTheseMadeUpChordChanges-itis

mike_l

Bucket said:

Hammettitis causes over-reliance on the wah pedal and a gradual deterioration of soloing proficiency since 1991. 1986

There, time frame typo corrected.

andyoz

Wankers cramp.


....Sorry, wrong thread.

andyoz

not_the_dj said:

The "Summers Strain"....known to anyone who's tried to learn Message in a Bottle.

I thought that was just me.  Shame, as it's a class guitar part.

mike_l

Larsulrichitis where the drummer is always a bit out in live performances.

 

 

Rox

mike_l said:

Larsulrichitis where the drummer is always a bit out in live performances.

 

 

That's business as usual, surely?

breakstuff

P.R.S. - Persistent Repetitive Strain.

A bit like Repetitive Strain Injury but can only be cured with private health care.

breakstuff

Yes,l have got a lot of time on my hands.

mike_l

Rox said:

mike_l said:

Larsulrichitis where the drummer is always a bit out in live performances.

 

 

That's business as usual, surely?

Ok, where the drummer is out more than a normal drummer in live performances.

HAL9000

Didn't John Bonham have a Moby Dick?

usedtobe

I've got a nasty case of Can't be arse(d).

Handsome_Chris

I know someone who had Lixarto's Misogyny?

richardhomer

Handsome_Chris;640763" said:

I know someone who had Lixarto's Misogyny?

I know someone who has Drew's Tourettes....

mike_l

richardhomer said:

Handsome_Chris;640763" said:

I know someone who had Lixarto's Misogyny?

I know someone who has Drew's Tourettes....

Thanks, you weren't supposed to tell everyone of my condition..........

 

Mike_litis when one dirt pedal just isn't enough. Caution, this one may be contagious.

HAL9000

I believe some of the original bluesmen might have suffered from a Mojo Hand.

not_the_dj

HAL9000 said:

I believe some of the original bluesmen might have suffered from a Mojo Hand.

Wisdom.

A prime example here:

http://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/01/30/54cc01943c894ccb27c85d5e_image.jpg