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Farting.
Complaining when she has "tidied" something so I can't find it.
She's pretty irritable all day after I do that.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Sitting on my arse doing fuck-all if she's doing something like cleaning or tidying, which is most of the time. She hates it when she's working, and no-one else is.
I then continue to sit on my arse for as long as possible in order to antagonise her even more. It's childish, I know, but there you go.
Turning the tables, she really grinds my gears when she asks me something, and then I have to repeat the answer four times. By way of an example:-
Her "Have you put the passports in your bag?"
Me "Yes."
Her "Are you sure?"
Me "Yes."
Her "But they weren't in the drawer when I looked."
Me "Yes, that's because I put them in my bag."
Her "Are you sure you put them in your bag?"
Me "AAAAAARRRGH, of course I'm fucking sure, how many more times do I have to tell you?!"
Her "Well I'm just making sure."
Four times. Why is it ALWAYS four times? If my son witnesses this, he stands there counting one.........two........three.........aaaand four.
Yip to both.
Must be a 'bloke thing'.
http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/61134/sarge/p1
They should love that kind of appreciation