How Northern are you?

holnrew

58% Nottingham. I think it was a bit Yorkshire/Lancs/Mancs specific.

I'm a proud adopted Northerner, a proper one, not like those places ^

guitarfishbay

33%.

Born in Scotland and lived around NW England since I was about 5.

This quiz could've been settled in one question -

Mushy Peas?

JookyChap

65% and gutted - I didn't realise there was anything further north than Frankly Beeches Services..
And I've got rickets

dindude

Yep, pegged me as a Londoner at 22%.

jd0272

100% at first try. Odd though, I currently reside in the borough of Gateshead, which by and large, is quite shit. But a bit handy for work, and for the Metrocentre and Newcastle, for the shops for the spendaholic that occasionally plays with me cock. The bit we live in is dead nice however. Naturally. But I'm born and bred Morpeth, which is a rather nice affluent Northumbrian market town, so am exempt from the usual Northern stereotypes.

So no idea how the fuck I got 100% when the 'survey' was clearly a biased stereotypical wank fuck keeping some spotty oiky cunt in a job, when he/she should be fucking shot for lack of obvious talent. And can I also point out, Up North is not fucking Manchester, that's firmly in the Midlands as far as we're concerned. Up North is being a kick in the arse from the Borders. And yes, we wear t-shirts and mini skirts (the latter almost always pre-viewed in disfunctional mirrors, and no, not at the same time) when it rains/snows on a weekend night when on the piss in December. Because we can fucking take it.

I still got 100% tho. And yes, you are soft southern bastards with your nice weather and that.  

Clarky

0%

furthest north I've ever lived is SE London

I reckon the arrow was pointing somewhere around A Coruña

which is comforting

crunchman

How can anyone get 0%.  All you have to do is drink decent beer to get more than that.

johnnyurq

 I am so far North we chuck penguins on the barbie.

Panama_Jack666

100% like a boss.

bertie

johnnyurq said:

 I am so far North we chuck penguins on the barnie.

poor chap,  I bet he's well pissed off

johnnyurq

Better than chucking them in the barnie. 

Fecking iPad keyboard meets sausage fingers, bum nuggets.

holnrew

jd0272 said:

100% at first try. Odd though, I currently reside in the borough of Gateshead, which by and large, is quite shit. But a bit handy for work, and for the Metrocentre and Newcastle, for the shops for the spendaholic that occasionally plays with me cock. The bit we live in is dead nice however. Naturally. But I'm born and bred Morpeth, which is a rather nice affluent Northumbrian market town, so am exempt from the usual Northern stereotypes.

So no idea how the fuck I got 100% when the 'survey' was clearly a biased stereotypical wank fuck keeping some spotty oiky cunt in a job, when he/she should be fucking shot for lack of obvious talent. And can I also point out, Up North is not fucking Manchester, that's firmly in the Midlands as far as we're concerned. Up North is being a kick in the arse from the Borders. And yes, we wear t-shirts and mini skirts (the latter almost always pre-viewed in disfunctional mirrors, and no, not at the same time) when it rains/snows on a weekend night when on the piss in December. Because we can fucking take it.

I still got 100% tho. And yes, you are soft southern bastards with your nice weather and that.  

Take it you don't live in Bensham then.

siremoon

42%, which seeing as I hail originally from Derbyshire might be about right although I've been a softy southerner for over 30 years.  You can take the boy out of the north etc.

RobDavies

12% which is worrying but understandable. 

I was engaged to a girl from Rossington (nr Doncaster) for a while and in the 90's I got my head kicked in at Wolves and the twats who did it nicked my hat.  Hence my mates used to sing at me "At Molineux by tat". Which, I believe is northern for "without a hat",  So I knew what that meant, at least.

chillidoggy

0%. Phew, that's a relief!

 

I've never been to Jersey, but I did once go to Harrogate. It was cold, wet and thoroughly miserable, just like I was on the day. I couldn't stand the shite weather any further north, and if had had the wherewithal, I'd move to somewhere warmer.

jd0272

holnrew;77870" said:

jd0272 said:

100% at first try. Odd though, I currently reside in the borough of Gateshead, which by and large, is quite shit. But a bit handy for work, and for the Metrocentre and Newcastle, for the shops for the spendaholic that occasionally plays with me cock. The bit we live in is dead nice however. Naturally. But I'm born and bred Morpeth, which is a rather nice affluent Northumbrian market town, so am exempt from the usual Northern stereotypes.

So no idea how the fuck I got 100% when the 'survey' was clearly a biased stereotypical wank fuck keeping some spotty oiky cunt in a job, when he/she should be fucking shot for lack of obvious talent. And can I also point out, Up North is not fucking Manchester, that's firmly in the Midlands as far as we're concerned. Up North is being a kick in the arse from the Borders. And yes, we wear t-shirts and mini skirts (the latter almost always pre-viewed in disfunctional mirrors, and no, not at the same time) when it rains/snows on a weekend night when on the piss in December. Because we can fucking take it.

I still got 100% tho. And yes, you are soft southern bastards with your nice weather and that.  ;)





Take it you don't live in Bensham then.

No. But oddly enough I work in the delightful Hamlet of Bensham, and my office has stellar views of the Tyne. When I open my window, I can regularly hear the delightful 'Bensham Symphony' of combined Emergency Services sirens. Which is comforting.

Never been stabbed there yet.

ftumch

25% which puts me somewhere around London, which I am! Ha. How nice to be a stereotype.

ROOG

75% I find this very disturbing

mike_l

RobDavies said:

in the 90's I got my head kicked in at Wolves and the twats who did it nicked my hat.  Hence my mates used to sing at me "At Molineux by tat". Which, I believe is northern for "without a hat",  So I knew what that meant, at least.

unlucky fella. One of the reasons I rarely go to football these days

Shark_Eyes

guitarfishbay said:

This quiz could've been settled in one question -

Mushy Peas?

They can't seem to get mushy peas right in London, sometimes they put mint in it! Mint! And they're always green, rather than greenish yellow.