Lucky poos required!

chillidoggy

He's been on Facebook this morning moaning he's in pain, and that the nurses keep asking him to walk around. He's sounding really grumpy and his acerbic wit is back, so he's clearly returning to his normal self!

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

He's been on Facebook this morning moaning he's in pain, and that the nurses keep asking him to walk around. He's sounding really grumpy and his acerbic wit is back, so he's clearly returning to his normal self!

like father, like son.

Besides he should be chatting up the nurses.

Always worked for me....

chillidoggy

Male nurses?

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

Male nurses?

Nah, I was looked after by girl nurses. Lots of girl nurses. They all wanted me to stay when I was discharged.

johnnyurq

Barbarians at the gates, soon my pretties.

ChrisMusic

mike_l said: I was looked after by girl nurses. Lots of girl nurses. They all wanted me to stay when I was discharged.

Lots of talk of pretty nurses and a discharge ...  cause and effect maybe?   >:)

mike_l

ChrisMusic said:

mike_l said: I was looked after by girl nurses. Lots of girl nurses. They all wanted me to stay when I was discharged.

Lots of talk of pretty nurses and a discharge ...  cause and effect maybe?   >:)

They looked after me after surgery. Twice.

 

Other than that, no comment.....

monquixote

monquixote said:

I'm feeling a bit under the weather today so you might get more than you bargained for.

I wasn't kidding. 

A flaming torrent of luck. 

holnrew

My anus is bleeding a lot recently. I'd post a photo of the blood I wiped away (no poo in sight), but nobody would be interested.

mike_l

holnrew said:

My anus is bleeding a lot recently. I'd post a photo of the blood I wiped away (no poo in sight), but nobody would be interested.

Seriously? see a doctor ASAP.

Myranda

mike_l said:

holnrew said:

My anus is bleeding a lot recently. I'd post a photo of the blood I wiped away (no poo in sight), but nobody would be interested.

Seriously? see a doctor ASAP.

It's banter like this that makes this forum what it is.

holnrew

I have three fissures, the largest of which is right on a blood vessel, which sometimes becomes a haemorrhoid, sometimes the fissure will open it up.

I might go to the doctor just so I can get fingered.

chillidoggy

Pics?

Deadman

I had fish for my tea last night.

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

Pics?

Of Holn getting fingered?

Col_Decker

holnjrew said:

I have three fissures, the largest of which is right on a blood vessel, which sometimes becomes a haemorrhoid, sometimes the fissure will open it up.

I might go to the doctor just so I can get fingered.

I split my foreskin once. It healed up nice but the scab tasted really fishy. Thought I'd mention it as we're sharing