Current adverts that trouble you

Nitefly

Handsome_Chris said:

Nitefly said:

That bloody woman with the uniform and the big hat - Admiral?  Grrrr!

@Nitefly, so you don't like women in the armed forces?   :P

LOL.

RandallFlagg

Confused.com's Brian the Robot. That fucker needs to be clubbed to death with a JCB

Sporky

RandallFlagg said:

Confused.com's Brian the Robot. That fucker needs to be clubbed to death with a JCB

I really hate the music in those adverts.

RandallFlagg

'Moonpig.com'....just fuck off of my telly will you?

Sporky

And that one that's photos printed on marshmallows.

Why? Why would you do that?

Handsome_Chris

Sporky said:

And that one that's photos printed on marshmallows.

Why? Why would you do that?

@Sporky, where can I get these things? I have never heard of them until now.

Sporky

I had to ask Lady BMcH.

https://boomf.com/

Bygone_Tones

Any adverts for womens toiletries with their latest scientific discovery - floptahoptafliptamines proven to reduce wrinkles blah blah blah.

Its coloured slime in a plastic tub.

scrumhalf

Some of the ads on LBC must have had a budget of no more than a tenner.

There's one that seems to allow people with a risky credit profile to get a new car, punctuated every ten seconds by sme vacuous female saying "for sure" like some ninth-rate Jurgen Klinsmann impersonator.

Bygone_Tones

I genuinely hated the Howard Halifax adverts too. Thank god they are no longer on TV.

Babones

eSully said:

No ones mentioned those appalling moneysupermarket adverts yet? I mean, they're pretty terrible

This advert basically visualises most arguments on The Fretboard.

Sporky

Those Jacomo ones with the drummer and that cricket bloke (he's cricket, right?) dad-dancing in peach shorts.

Many here will be able to testify that I am no fashion icon, but that advert is probably the least cool thing ever on telly.

chillidoggy

Nitefly said:

That bloody woman with the uniform and the big hat - Admiral?  Grrrr!

What's the matter with you? Take another look, she's well hot.

Handsome_Chris

This sod is annoying me.

lloyd

Any of the lotto ones that try to make you buy a ticket to stop some cunt of a celebrity-Jordan, Edmonds, Morgan etc winning it to mean you'd see more of them/redesign Stonehenge etc It's doubly stupid because firstly, buying a ticket doesn't reduce their chances of winning it, merely that their winnings would be halved in the rare off chance that you had the same numbers as them, and then there's the fact that all of these celebrities are probably worth a lot more than the last few years standard, non rollover Saturday night jackpots. Saying that, the James Blunt on is good, he's good value for taking the piss out of himself (and others on Twitter).

dogload

This thread brings me to the conclusion that I hate them all. 

Apart from the one where Ringo says something like :"Sketchers. Rock on - in comfort". It's like something Jonathan Meades would concoct.

chillidoggy

chillidoggy said:

Nitefly said:

That bloody woman with the uniform and the big hat - Admiral?  Grrrr!

What's the matter with you? Take another look, she's well hot.

EDIT: Bloody annoying, but well hot.

mgaw

the lingerie ones with really attractive women posing in lacy stuff

Troy

The bed one where it's telling us we have to change mattresses every 8 years now!

Sporky

I thought that had been longstanding advice?

However, I will include that advert and any other that has a wispy, tuneless, acoustic cover version.