Mega massive poos needed!!

Nitefly

professorben said:

Nitefly;1130791" said:

professorben said:

@nitefly that's just plain weird mate.


Yes it is, but who are we to argue with tradition?  

Hmmm sane people perhaps?

Sane?  In here?  Does not compute...

Sambostar

Diaroehhea in the monring, I always have diarhhea in the morning.  If you could send me a photo  could place it in the toilet.

professorben

The very concept of this I find deeply unsettling.

Sambostar

You need to drink more, it's fun.

professorben

Sambostar;1130813" said:

You need to drink more, it's fun.

I dread to think what you drink, in relation to this thread.

Sambostar

Not poo, unless it makes me feel better, gives me stamina and takes my physical pain away.  Although people do rate argan oil and pay lots of cash to wash it in their hair

Jetfire

Thanks all!

frank1985

i haven't had a proper shit in about 3 years, sorry.

jonnyburgo

I'm on a night shift and have just dropped the kids off at the pool in your honour. Best of luck.

richardhomer

Mr Brown and his friends off to the coast. It was textbook....

holnrew

Does it have to be massive? I have piles

ThePrettyDamned

I got your back, and Ellie the border collie has performed, too.

Guitar_Slinger

Nitefly said:

All except @Sporky, of course, on account of his having married into the gentry - he has his noble canine Sprocket perform the duty.

Surely Sprocket is a pet name for his ring piece (see also rusty sherriff"s badge: chocolate starfish).

Sporky

Nitefly said:

@professorben - it is a long-standing tradition of theFretboard, that, whenever a member needs a bit of luck, with, say, a job interview, or a medical diagnosis, or some such, s/he asks the members to contribute "lucky poos" in support of the cause.  It's a bit like "break a leg" for thespians.

It is actually a tradition brought to the Fretboard from Donkey!Monkey! - invented, in fact, by Lady BMcH. Traditionally it was indeed for job interviews but can be applied more widely.

Nitefly said:

All except @Sporky, of course, on account of his having married into the gentry - he has his noble canine Sprocket perform the duty.

One does not keep a dog and bark poop oneself.

Jetfire

Thank you all, interview done, let's see what happens!

joneve

I retrospectively dedicate this mornings defecations to you, sir! All the best! 

Nikko

Did a bit of a moist fart earlier. Not quite the same I know, but you are welcome to it buddy

Fingers crossed for a good result.

TimmyO

If people think Lucky Poos are an odd tradition what will they make of the 1000-post-naked-run ? 

professorben

TimmyO;1131569" said:

If people think Lucky Poos are an odd tradition what will they make of the 1000-post-naked-run ? 

The what now?

TimmyO

On the Intermusic forum (spiritual forebear of this community) when you racked up each 1000 posts you celebrated by stripping naked and running around the block.

There were a small number of people who provided evidence of doing so.

I think it was Filthy_Phil who webcamed it