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axisusaxisus Frets: 28355
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I'm thinking Derren Brown. 

He can get pretty much anyone to do what he wants with subliminal direction that we don't even know is happening. Imagine those skills in negotiating with the EU!
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 29194
    Again, Stephen Toast. The voice, the gravitas, and desperate for work.

    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • dogloaddogload Frets: 1495
    Al Murray.
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  • digitalscreamdigitalscream Frets: 27093
    Since the Kiwis have offered to help out, I'm gonna go ahead and say replace the whole government with the All Blacks squad. The Haka right before any negotiations should pretty much sort everything out nice and quick.
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  • SkippedSkipped Frets: 2371
    Christopher Reeve (Superman).

    He can negotiate  a Norway style deal for the UK.
    This would be called the Reeve deal.
    Reeve is (pretty much) the same as Remain but it sounds like Leave.

    Does anyone see any problems with any of this??

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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7752
    Oven glove with a face drawn on it.

    Still better than Gove.
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33989
    Adam Buxton.

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    James Richmond
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  • TheBlueWolfTheBlueWolf Frets: 1536
    Mr Bean.

    Ok, he'd make a right pigs ear of it all but at least there's a few laughs in it.

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  • Moe_ZambeekMoe_Zambeek Frets: 3453
    Ray Winstone, with Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham as backup negotiators.
    Feedback thread here: https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/60727/
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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1793
    TheBlueWolf said:
    Mr Bean.

    Ok, he'd make a right pigs ear of it all but at least there's a few laughs in it.
    Do people really still laugh at Mr Bean?!
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • StefBStefB Frets: 2457
    Off The Wall?  It would have to be Michael Jackson.
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  • UnclePsychosisUnclePsychosis Frets: 13052

    I would make an excellent benevolent dictator.

    For starters there'd be rice pudding for everyone. Instant morale boost for the nation.

    My trading feedback
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  • suspiciousmindssuspiciousminds Frets: 403
    UnclePsychosis;1134458" said:
    I would make an excellent benevolent dictator. For starters there'd be rice pudding for everyone. Instant morale boost for the nation.
    Got my vote.
    I love rice pudding - not a fan of semolina though so dont promote that please.
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  • thermionicthermionic Frets: 9784
    Nicola Sturgeon.
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 29194
    UnclePsychosis said:

    I would make an excellent benevolent dictator.

    For starters there'd be rice pudding for everyone. Instant morale boost for the nation.

    I don't like rice pudding. Sorry.

    Can I have a cream tea instead? But with hot chocolate, not tea.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10417
    Jeremy Clarkson,on the condition he punches Gove in the forehead.

    Sack Clarkson (job done) and give it to John Lydon.
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 29194
    breakstuff said:
    Jeremy Clarkson,on the condition he punches Gove in the forehead.
    And then finally gets arrested for ABH. Hopefully realising that punching people - even politicians - isn't OK.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1793
    Sporky said:
    breakstuff said:
    Jeremy Clarkson,on the condition he punches Gove in the forehead.
    And then finally gets arrested for ABH. Hopefully realising that punching people - even politicians - isn't OK.
    agreed, but luckily Gove doesn't count as a person, so punch away Mr Clarkson
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24891
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    I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd


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  • TimmyOTimmyO Frets: 7768
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    Red ones are better. 
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  • lloydlloyd Frets: 5774
    An inanimate carbon rod.

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