Who's your 'off the wall' nomination for PM?

ICBM

Superman.

Because it will need the ability to fly backwards at the speed of light and reverse time to fix this mother of all fuck-ups.

Philly_Q

joeyowen

Jonathon Pie

If you haven't seen his videos, look him up

Sporky

I had not seen Jonathan Pie before. I like him a lot.

However, I would like to see him as leader of the opposition, where the ruling party has a very, very small majority.

chillidoggy

Sporky said:

breakstuff said:

Jeremy Clarkson,on the condition he punches Gove in the forehead.

And then finally gets arrested for ABH. Hopefully realising that punching people - even politicians - isn't OK.

Try telling that to John Prescott.

blobb

Morrisey (the consumer monkey).

or John Shuttleworth, can't decide but it would be a great leadership race.

Fretwired

Prince Harry ... his Granny could appoint him.

fob

I genuinely wouldn't mind Ian Hislop running.

ennspek

Gareth Southgate.

Handsome_Chris

Sambostar

hobbio

Sporky said:

UnclePsychosis said:

I would make an excellent benevolent dictator.

For starters there'd be rice pudding for everyone. Instant morale boost for the nation.

I don't like rice pudding. Sorry.

Can I have a cream tea instead? But with hot chocolate, not tea.

I don't think you understand what the word "dictator" means.

I'd put Sir Alex Ferguson in charge. PMQs would be fucking brilliant.

snakemanStoo

Rick Grimes

chillidoggy

Where IS the Sambostar? I'm beginning to wonder if the mods got him on some kind of horse-strength tranquilising medication.

@sambostar

Sporky

hobbio said:

I don't think you understand what the word "dictator" means.

I'm hoping he doesn't either.

Also gambling against the "benevolent" bit.

TheBlueWolf

BigMonka;1134452" said:

TheBlueWolf said:

Mr Bean.



Ok, he'd make a right pigs ear of it all but at least there's a few laughs in it.





Do people really still laugh at Mr Bean?!

I'm not sure but his ineptitude was/is intended for shitz n gigglez whereas our actual politicians allegedly do the job seriously

Fretwired

Handsome_Chris said:

Sambostar

Can't be him ... he is leader of the Labour Party.

UnclePsychosis

Sporky;1134665" said:

hobbio said:I don't think you understand what the word "dictator" means.





I'm hoping he doesn't either.

Also gambling against the "benevolent" bit.

Luckily for you not only do I like cream teas but I see the benevolent bit as the more important descriptor.

Fill your boots*.

*literally, I like the idea of cream filled wellies. Your toes would feel luxuriant and creamy.

Sporky

I've long thought benevolent dictatorship to be a greatly underrated political stance.

richardhomer

James May

alalalkasar

BRIAN BLESSED!!!!