If Michael Gove was a guitar .....

axisus

Saw this on Farcebook and it just struck me that if Michael Gove was a guitar he would probably look like this

Just my opinion of course .....

Any other guitars remind you of anybody?

FelineGuitars

Blair is a red strat , that is actually a blue strat under a thin freshly applied coat of very thin paint.

Boris is an awkward Burns Bison with a very crackly volume pot so that all that comes out is static

George (Gideon) Osbourne is a spangly private stock PRS you bought on HP from a very posh shop  and will keep hurting you in your wallet for a very long time.

TheMarlin

Wangcaster.

https://goo.gl/images/szpJlf

M

Bucket

Philips Cleartone Conversion, because he is shit.

dindude

I reackon some sort of BC Rich is best for stabbing people in the back.

monquixote

He'd be this guitar:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/dd/4c/9e/dd4c9ec6decac447f32c46b12ba0eeca.jpg

Faithful and true companion right until you do the final gig of the tour which is being broadcast all around the world whereupon it splits your hand open halfway through the first song. 

Heartfeltdawn

If he were a guitar, he's be a cheap ukulele from Argos that you'd strum twice,.realise.it was shit, and thennit would be smashed up one night when you were pissed

Heartfeltdawn

Bucket;1135365" said:

Philips Cleartone Conversion, because he is shit.

I'm sure Boris wouldn't mind if MD Phillips had a go at filing Gove's nuts.

DarnWeight

digitalscream

Mkjackary

Jeremy Corbyn

blobb

Who's that guy on ebay who butchers perfectly good guitars and tries to make people think they are getting something really good but all they get is some half arsed piece of crap but he's quite happy to take the money and spend it on hookers and cocaine? Osbourne I think his name is. I could be wrong though.

Octahedron

blobb said:

Who's that guy on ebay who butchers perfectly good guitars and tries to make people think they are getting something really good but all they get is some half arsed piece of crap but he's quite happy to take the money and spend it on hookers and cocaine? Osbourne I think his name is. I could be wrong though.

You mean MD Phillips and his "Cleartone conversions"? Ohhh let's not open *that* can of worms again...  

I miss those days. There was some truly shocking mods in there! He was a bit of a mad scientist that bloke. Anyone know if he's still modding?

Octahedron

axisus said:

Saw this on Farcebook and it just struck me that if Michael Gove was a guitar he would probably look like this

Just my opinion of course .....

Any other guitars remind you of anybody?

The fuck is that?!

KKJale

Octahedron said:

The fuck is that?!

http://maxwellguitars.com/

richardhomer

A collection of air guitars would be the shadow cabinet....

chillidoggy

blobb said:

Who's that guy on ebay who butchers perfectly good guitars and tries to make people think they are getting something really good but all they get is some half arsed piece of crap but he's quite happy to take the money and spend it on hookers and cocaine? Osbourne I think his name is. I could be wrong though.

Fender?

blobb

^ smart arse ;-)

ICBM

He'd be a Bond Electraglide.

Made in Scotland, supposedly radical, but actually rather limited, awkward, with reliability issues and more or less forgotten about in ten years time.

hotpot

what a smug looking git he is.

Handsome_Chris

I believe that if Michael Gove were a guitar he would be a Fender Stratocaster. He's boring , timid and very meh.