If Michael Gove was a guitar .....

chillidoggy · July 2016

blobb said:

^ smart arse ;-)

Yes, I know.

richardhomer · July 2016

'52 Gold Top Les Paul would be Ken Clarke. A bit heavy, possibly a little old-fashioned - but kind of classy and cool - and guaranteed to make you smile at its bolshiness from time to time....

Nunogilberto · July 2016

John Prescott would be a massive old jazz box with one tone coming out of it. Big and awkward to play and get on with.

Kebabkid · July 2016

Hootsmon · July 2016

DarnWeight said:

bass needs moar bawls

Evilmags · July 2016

Dunno amout Gove, but if his career was one, it looks like Townsend owned it...

Hootsmon · July 2016

Rickenbacker Moranis http://images.entertainment.ie/images_content/rectangle/620x372/Ghostbusters_092Pyxurz.jpg

ThePrettyDamned · July 2016

FelineGuitars said:

Blair is a red strat , that is actually a blue strat under a thin freshly applied coat of very thin paint.

Boris is an awkward Burns Bison with a very crackly volume pot so that all that comes out is static

George (Gideon) Osbourne is a spangly private stock PRS you bought on HP from a very posh shop and will keep hurting you in your wallet for a very long time.

Laughed so hard

hungrymark · July 2016

FelineGuitars said:

Blair is a red strat , that is actually a blue strat under a thin freshly applied coat of very thin paint.

Or a Hendrix's Woodstock Strat. It's been played as a left-hander but it's actually a righty with some cosmetic modifications and a couple of blemishes that would bring its value down, but people get sucked in by the 'magic'.