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Good to see things are finally going your way.
I got the usual calls of 'EEYY GRINGO!' and 'REY MYSTERIO!' which were in good jest, and then at random times of the day these parents would stop me and say that their young kids were transfixed by the superhero in front of them.
Yes they really thought I was a superhero (although I did have a shirt with 'Pig Destroyer' written on it). I got to pose for photos with them and generally make their day a little bit more special. I couldn't stop grinning.
Then later on down the pub, I left with my mate and this long line of girlies waiting to get into a nightclub went up to me and wanted me to 'rescue' them. I was quite confused but they basically just wanted me to pick them up like Superman and whisk them away like a damsel in distress. One lass in particular found it very exciting she gave me a little 'reward'....if you knarwhaddahmean. Heh heh heeeeeh.
At the festival the next day, all my friends were begging me to let them wear it. I told them to fucking do one.
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Ah I can see where it's gone wrong. It should have read "Are those your personal trainers or did you nick them?"
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