Badger sett at the bottom of my garden

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mellowsunmellowsun Frets: 2422
The buggers are tunnelling under my garden office. What should I do?
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  • BensonBenson Frets: 242
    Bloody Brexit!!
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  • DiscoStuDiscoStu Frets: 5612
    Get a snake!
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  • JezWyndJezWynd Frets: 6191
    Assured Shorthold Tenancy?
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  • Axe_meisterAxe_meister Frets: 4719
    Don't tell Brian May
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7752
    Napalm.
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • ennspekennspek Frets: 1626
    There's actually nothing you can do except sit back and watch them make merry with your property. Legally anyway.
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  • mgawmgaw Frets: 5349
    shoot em or gas em government's campaign down here is working out to be somewhere in the many thousands per Badger culled....do them in send in the pelts with a bill for a couple of grand each...Badger Bounty Hunter :)
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  • kinkin Frets: 1015
    your partner should come first, if the Badgers continue to make pointed remarks , then you should cut off all contact.





    I may have confused this with another thread.

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  • blueskunkblueskunk Frets: 2924
    Catapult should help ;)
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  • longilongi Frets: 95
    Get a Trebuchet or Ballista and fire great big rocks and overly large darts all over the place....
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  • BogwhoppitBogwhoppit Frets: 2754
    edited July 2016

    Its when you see this guy, you need to be concerned. He will take your fence down !




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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 14021
    Ask Boris to negotiate their exit from your garden


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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 14021
    Contact the Badger Trust for advice: http://www.badgergroup.org.uk/garden.pdf


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  • gusman2xgusman2x Frets: 929
    Enjoy having a badger living in your garden.
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  • ennspekennspek Frets: 1626
    Then enjoy have a Badger living in what used to be your garden.
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    Shoot it.  Badgers are a pain in the arse.  If you get them all in a mass badger genocide, you'll notice that you'll start getting ground nesting birds and hedgehogs back in the garden.
    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • BigLicks67BigLicks67 Frets: 769
    You can cull them and claim £7,580 for each Badger from DEFRA, OR vaccinate them from TB and claim £700.00 each. The choice is yours. Better still take @RandallFlagg's advice and ask the Badger's Trust.
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  • snakemanStoosnakemanStoo Frets: 1708
    Mushroom mushroom
    PSN id : snakey33stoo
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  • CHRISB50CHRISB50 Frets: 4405
    Call Bodger and get some mashed potato in...





    I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

    But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to

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  • ClarkyClarky Frets: 3261
    hire a crocodile to de-badger your garden
    play every note as if it were your first
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