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Fuck you, Chris Whitty, you're Graphs are so Shitty!
Oh, that's not what you meant is it
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot ..................
I was never a Jilted John Fan but I do find John Shuttleworth very funny in a Northern Way
Ray Stevens.
The beautiful self fulfilling irony lost on all the trendy kids singing along to Nirvana’s In Bloom completely unaware that they were the subject matter. Hard to think of a more witty put-down.
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”Thinking they’re the shit when they can’t even step in it”
And not so much a put-down, but makes me smile: “I’ve got mood poisoning; it must be something I hate”, from You and Me and the Devil Makes 3
When I was young I used to throw fits
And the song Rats by Ghost is a great put down. It's not about rats or the plague; it's all a diss track against the former bandmates that tried to sue him
A heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael Keaton
A heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael Keaton
He thinks he's suave
You're not suave 'cause you watched Get Carter
You are a catalogue, plastic Sinatra
A tryhard, you should've tried harder.
You look like a walking thyroid
You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
You are a Topshop tyrant
Even your haircut's violent
You look like you're from Love Island
He stood and the room went silent.
Poem To A Horse
You're too far to bring you close
And too high to see below
Just hangin' on your daily dose
I know you never needed anyone
But the rolling papers for your grass
How can you give what you don't have
You keep on aiming for the top
And quit before you sweat a drop
Feed your empty brain with your hydroponic pot
Start out playing with yourself
You get more fun within your shell
Nice to meet you but I gotta go my way
I'll leave again 'cause I've been waiting in vain
But you're so in love with yourself
If I say my heart is sore
Sounds like a cheap metaphor
So I won't repeat it no more
I'd rather eat my soup with a fork
Or drive a cab in New York
'Cause to talk to you is harder work
So what's the point of wasting all my words
If it's just the same or even worse
Than reading poems to a horse
You keep on aiming for the top
And quit before you sweat a drop
Feed your empty brain with your hydroponic pot
I bet you'll find someone like you
'Cause there's a foot for every shoe
I wish you luck but I've other things to do
I'll leave again 'cause I've been waiting in vain
But you're so in love with yourself
If I say my heart is sore
Sounds like a cheap metaphor
So I won't repeat it no more
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein