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"To me a bit, to you, to me, to you a bit"
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
He's loving hand gel instead.
”Ah Mr Smith I see you’re awake. It must be a bit of a shock to realise what’s happened but don’t worry too much. You’re entitled to £10,000 compensation from the chap who caused the accident and we have a brilliant plastic surgeon on the team who can rebuild your penis for £1000 an inch.”
The next day he visits the Smiths.
”So what are you going for?”
”A new kitchen apparently ”.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independant witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, i want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone road."
"My son Patrick Junior, i want you to take the offices in the city centre."
"Bridget my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife "Mrs O'Shaughnessy , my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?", his wife replies. "It's the bastard's window cleaning round."
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
From now on, Leonardo DiCaprio will be known as Colin Ramsbottom.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.