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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12434
    Worst film ever!  Sid James wasn’t even in it. 
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6172
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • littlegreenmanlittlegreenman Frets: 5037
    May be an illustration of 1 person and text
    littlegreenman < My tunes here...
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  • Axe_meisterAxe_meister Frets: 4659
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  • FarleyUKFarleyUK Frets: 2442
    What did the Spanish fireman name his twin boys?

    Jose and JosB.
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 8025
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  • MrTeeMrTee Frets: 511
    edited April 22
    FarleyUK said:
    What did the Spanish fireman name his twin boys?

    Jose and JosB.
    What did the drummer name his daughters?

    Anna 1, Anna 2
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  • TanninTannin Frets: 5539
    ^ groan.

    Where is the <groan> button? We need a <groan> button!
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  • TanninTannin Frets: 5539
    Question: will I still be married tomorrow?

    I am about to send my wife a text message, as follows:

    "Hi honey, I'm just having one more drink with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again."

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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 14413
    tFB Trader
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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 14413
    tFB Trader
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6172
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • swillerswiller Frets: 1306
    What straightens necks and is a fuckwit beyond belief?
    Liz Trussrod.
    Dont worry, be silly.
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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4612
    They should invent kitchen knives that don't whisper things to you.
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  • Winny_PoohWinny_Pooh Frets: 7802
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24447
    Not getting that one at all..
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 28735
    Glad it's not just me! 
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • goldtopgoldtop Frets: 6196
    It's a lame joke about young women's dishy boyfriends turning into ugly-looking no-hopers. Presumably because after one year the boyfriend has let themselves go. 
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 28735
    Ah. The boyfriend being the "absolute world", then three kisses?

    Isn't that David Mitchell? 
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • goldtopgoldtop Frets: 6196
    Sporky said:
    Ah. The boyfriend being the "absolute world", then three kisses?

    Isn't that David Mitchell? 
    So it works on several levels, because HTF did he win over the delightful Ms Coren?
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