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*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
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My pedal is called the 'Slug' (c)2015
Shaped like a ..........slug.
Its last in the chain.
Has 2 stalks (stomp buttons)
Its standard signature sound is squelchy
Button 1 is called 'trail' which adds a thin layer of shimmery gloss
Button 2 is called 'salt' which adds instant fizz.
Takes midi i/p from the rest of the band, so it knows what tempo, time signature, and key you're playing in. Then it adjusts the tuning of anything you play, and aligns the leading edges of the notes on quaver, semiquaver or triplet boundaries as appropriate.
It cleans your act up so you can go on as pissed or as stoned as you like.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Bandcamp
Spotify, Apple et al
It's a big bastard heavy tube amp... That carries itself into gigs...
A range of clothing for guitarists that just use a cable.
At any time it could appear on your board wherever it wants to or indeed on the other side of the room, when you step on the switch it emits a high pitched squeeling noise until you switch it off again and leave it alone, it requires a power supply that is unobtainable and if you try to leave it at home when you take your equipment out to "Go and have a good time" it gets so furiously jealous that even with no battery or power supply it will burst into flames and burn your house down leaving a charred message on the wall that reads "it should have been you, you BASTARD !".
OK- I give you the Chameleon TGP, a pedal equipped with appearence and colour changing iridophore cells (like a chameleon).
Which, in moments of poverty, low self-esteem and boredom, allows you to pop onto TGP every week, start a NPD thread and get instant reflected glory, without actually having to buy anything new.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
A pedal shaped like Simon Cowell's face. It analyses your playing and if it detects any pointless noodling or repetitive cliché blues licks it plays a loud buzzer and shows a big LED X.
You then have to stamp on Simon Cowell's face to turn it off.
My pedal analyses when the song has finished (has manual override for those fancy gaps) and plays clapping noises through the PA to get indifferent pub crowds started off.
It is called the CL-4P.