Gah. Fecking trees

usedtobe

Posh git!        

sweepy

Widebeam moorings are at a premium, have a look locally, it could be a little money spinner for you  and more GAS funds

Bridgehouse

usedtobe said:

Posh git!        

This is Lincolnshire mate - our house is about the same price as a studio flat in Slough

Funkfingers

"Come, friendly bombs."

TTony said:

opportunity

Ravenous said:
guitar project...

Bridgehouse said:
Trunk is rotten. 

Surely, the more commercially advantageous term is Spalted.

Bridgehouse

Funkfingers said:

"Come, friendly bombs."

TTony said:

opportunity

Ravenous said:
guitar project...

Bridgehouse said:
Trunk is rotten. 

Surely, the more commercially advantageous term is Spalted.

I’d call it “fucked”

Strat_a_tat_tat

Bridgehouse said:

Funkfingers said:

Bridgehouse said:
Trunk is rotten. 

Surely, the more commercially advantageous term is Spalted.

I’d call it “fucked”

... and that... dear reader.... is why @Bridgehouse didn't quite make it big in his marketing career.  ;-)

Bridgehouse

Strat_a_tat_tat said:

Bridgehouse said:

Funkfingers said:

Bridgehouse said:
Trunk is rotten. 

Surely, the more commercially advantageous term is Spalted.

I’d call it “fucked”

... and that... dear reader.... is why @Bridgehouse didn't quite make it big in his marketing career.  ;-)

To add insult to injury, the tree geezers are starting at 6 am tomorrow morning!!

Marketing schmarketing

Budgie

6am... chainsaws and darkness.... hardcore

Foster

Put an advert up saying "free logs, collection only"

Or wait for a big gust of wind to blow it the other way

richardhomer

Salvage and flog to Chappers for next year’s super high-end ‘Old Growth Limited Series’.....

TTony

Foster said:

Put an advert up saying "free logs, collection only"

They'd go better if you advertised them at £10ea.

Guaranteed all nicked by the next morning ...

Bridgehouse

richardhomer said:

Salvage and flog to Chappers for next year’s super high-end ‘Old Growth Limited Series’.....

Apparently it’s an old mostly dead Yew tree. With a lot of Ivy on it. 

Presumably Chappers could do a “Yew Know Yew Love It” special run from the wood... 

Bridgehouse

It’s gone, I tell you.. all gone

Strat_a_tat_tat

Tree-mendous.

Bridgehouse

Strat_a_tat_tat said:

Tree-mendous.

I didn’t be-leaf how quick they did it..

axisus

I remember when I was young we had a tree that was dying of dutch elm disease on the edge of the garden - massive bugger. My dad decided that it needed to come down so did it himself. He has a big two-man tree saw (my dad has a LOT of tools). He calculated exactly where it had to fall and where the top would come to. I can't remember the specifics now, but we cut it in two places to make it fall the right way - if it had gone wrong it could have either destroyed the neighbours garden or fallen across a busy dual carriageway! It fell exactly as planned, then my dad spent a week sawing it up and we used it on the living room fire all winter (late 70s - fires were allowed). My dad has always been amazeballs at all practical stuff, sadly at 90 now he can't do much.

proggy

I was hoping you would change your username to Treehouse.

Bit disappointed.

Bridgehouse

proggy said:

I was hoping you would change your username to Treehouse.

Bit disappointed.

There’s no tree left to have a house in...

Funkfingers

Bridgehouse said:
a.m. ... morning

We hold this to be self-evident: that all names for the same time of day are created equal.




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TTony

You see all those other trees, wrapped up nice and warm in their pretty green ivy coats?

Kill the ivy before the ivy kills the tree.