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I heard a mate of mine actually say this once, and for whatever reason it worked. Well, it was Mansfield so..
Do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it's foul. :-/
I play guitar and take photos of stuff. I also like beans on toast.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after youGet your two lips round this.
A very, very cute young woman walked by, wearing a multi-layered chiffon dress. She stopped and said to me coyly, "I've lost my clitoris, it's under here somewhere", and pulling up a couple of layers she said, "will you help me to find it?"
No, why?
I can see myself in your knickers
All I get are middle-aged blokes bragging that they once played guitar in band in the 70s and they were better than Led Purple and how... etc.
Where's my chiffony woman?
Said no-one ever!
(my home town)
He whipped out photos from a parade in NYC and winked at me, as the girls were cooing with excitement. We were definitely in there! The first pic was people holding up banners of US presidents... one girl looked at the back and frowned when she to saw the caption "DICKS ON STICKS". The second pic was schoolchildren wearing American rosettes and was captioned "DUMB AMERICAN KIDS ON PARADE". They put the pictures down and went to talk to someone else, while we watched Eastenders in silence that night.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
"...mind if I do?"
My Trading Feedback | You Bring The Band
Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you