Clare_Bear's smiley happy thread

viz

He could have meant wet as in wet signal, because his tubescreamer was switched on.

johnnyurq

viz said:

Yes I expect that's it lol. Actually, according to Urban Dictionary we have:
1)when a girl is horny and leak vaginal fluid
2)when someone has a bedwetting accident
3)to smoke PCP
1)Whenever my girlfriend sees me, her vagina becomes very wet.
2)Oh, crap! I just wet my bed and ruined a pair of underwear.
3)I've gone off the wet.

You're suggesting the first one, yes?

Most assuredly @viz but my only worry is her name appears to be Robert. 

Either that or your playing made him piss the bed with excitement, but my money is on the first one.

viz

Bellycaster

All the family round at Mother Caster's as usual for Christmas Dinner(Dinner comes after the pub of course).

Just phoned and got a quaint little Christmas Tale, it seems Christmas Spirit is alive and well, it must be, her newish neighbours (a couple with kid been in 9 months) who she hardly ever sees from one day to the next popped round with a little gift and card for my mum presented by the little girl. She says it looks Chocolate Box sized. Yum.

How sweet is that? She feels terrible because it's the last thing she expected. I told her to return the favour with a little Dolly or something for the girl.

Right, must be off now.

guitarfishbay

I just got 40 identical pairs of black socks as a surprise Christmas present. Hurray! I can now retire all my old worn out pairs of socks. I hate mismatched socks so this is an awesome present.

viz

Lol Stephen Fry has the same sock philosophy.

littlegreenman

Today is New Headphones Day! My old ones finally gave up the ghost after 13 years of use and abuse (Sony MDR V500), so I went out today and got the modern equivalent MDR V55. They don't have the extra-long curly cable, but do sound very good. And I managed to find them on sale so got a cracking deal. Happy bunny here

Had to go all the way to page 5 to find this thread, happy bunch aren't we?

stickyfiddle

Yesterday I finally iced, and started eating, the christmas cake. It's yummy

Nitefly

Late for last year, or early for this?

stickyfiddle

Nitefly said:

Late for last year, or early for this?

Late for last. Made the cake in October but icing didn't seem a priority until we ran out of other snack food in the apartment!

viz

Didn't know they were Christian orthodox in Saudi Arabia!

Deadman

SLF on the stereo. Lager that's making the bad head I've endured for the last 6 hours disappear. Food on the way.

viz

SLF are AWESOME.

johnnyurq

Can I just say, yes SLF are indeed awesome.

Deadman

You lads are awesome for thinking SLF are awesome.

viz

That's very awesome of you to say so, thanks, isn't it @Johnnyurq?

johnnyurq

Most indubitably @viz & @Deadman.

The awesomeness of you both finding SLF awesome and each others confirmation of awesomeness of each others awesome reactions to the all around awesomesauce is awesomely awesome.  

supes

Sorry to spoil the awesomeness of the last few posts, but SLF are just not awesome. Mediocre maybe. For awesome you need to be checking out the original Guns n Roses line-up. They were awesome.

supes

Can you give yourself a wisdom?

viz

No, you'll have to do it for me - cheers.