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3 month’s search and end up with a Toyota Avensis is a life fail.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I know this, because my wife had a 2009 Avensis as her first car, and it died within five months of owning it. The only way to fix it is basically a replacement engine.
They fixed the very same problem in the Celica (basically the same VVTi engine, in which it was known as "The Death Rattle") about 6 years prior, but for some reason they made the same bloody design mistake half a decade later.
After 44 pages, the answer is
2009 Toyota Avensis, 56,000 miles, FSH, 2.0 Diesel
If that’s the answer, WTF, really, WT-fecking-F was the question, because that really doesn’t seem to be the answer to any requirement that I saw posted.
Oh yes, I approve this message.
Some issue with the fuel system , impellor shattered bits of stuff all through the fuel system and in the tank. 2 weeks to repair.
Kia called today , it’s ready to pick up. No cost to us under the 7 warranty - the dealer told me the bill to Kia UK is £3k.
Any car can break down , but there is a choice around who pays for the repair.
"Another common fault of C-class and other Mercedes diesels is failure of injector seals, allowing fuel/air mixture to be deposited as carbon on top of the engine. The problem can be identified by the smell of neat fuel (like paraffin) entering the passenger cabin, and a "chuffing" sound from the top of the affected cylinder as gas escapes on the compression stroke. Apparently it is so common it has been given the name "black death" within the Mercedes dealerships. Unless spotted early, and seals reground and replaced, the cost of fixing can be up to £500."
https://www.honestjohn.co.uk/carbycar/mercedes-benz/c-class-sport-coupe-2001/good/
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
For the record, I liked the TT, especially the dark headlamp lenses ! Not so keen on the fabric roof though.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Also, I'm not talking about a "chuffing" sound. I'm talking about a loud banging noise. Hence the name "Knock of Death".
I sense the reason why this thread has generated so much hostility is that my procrastination is delaying the gratification desired by so many to say "Nyeeeehhhhh - I told you so..... / What did you buy THAT for - that's a bag of crap / OMG, they're death-traps" etc etc etc.....
You were just a little eager on the starting pistol son.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
i know there is no winning in this but it seems whatever car he buys now he loses. Whether it’s A C30 or a Taxi run around. The Merc is probably the best bet except for that price I can’t help but feel it comes with a running cost of a merc which he isn’t prepared to pay for.
He can read X car is reliable but all cars will break eventually except when a Focus breaks it has Focus prices, when a Merc breaks it comes with Mercedes prices.
So get the bottom dollar Mercedes, it should be very funny lol
(he has me on ignore anyway but then again, even if he reads it he is going to listen)
A car that nobody buys in a colour that nobody buys shows up 20 miles from his door step?
he is NEVER going to get that, he doesn’t realise it. It’s like trying to win the lottery.