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I watched this on Friday night after the day of the "Worlds Worst IT Mass Outage!". After a long work day of pain and misery I wanted something light to have a couple of strong drinks with and, as it's Rowan Atkinson, I knew there'd be at least one Aston Martin to drool over.
Little did I know that the script premise was prescient.
A mass cyberattack reveals the identities of all active undercover agents in Britain, leaving Johnny English as the secret service's last hope. Called out of retirement, English dives headfirst into action with the mission to find the mastermind hacker and presumed causer of multiple high profile cyber attacks on key infrastructure. As a man with few skills and analogue methods, Johnny English must overcome the challenges of modern technology to make this mission a success.
Plot Spoiler:
It turns out that the world's most important cyber defence company CEO is..... the cyber attacker disabling key infrastructure!!!!
Silly nonsense with the occasional snigger.
5/10
9/10 for the Aston Martin. it would have been a 10, but, sorry, red is NOT the right colour for a vintage V8 Vantage.
PS Bond level girl in nice outfits is pleasing on the eye.
Animation with Ron Perlman, John Hurt, Peri Gilpin. Absolutely brilliant.
10/10.
A look at the lives of two young people who like to go to the tops of tall structures and take photos. It's interesting, feels very dramatised with the "one last job and we're done" type stuff.
It's a well made windo into a "sport" that few understand though. I still don't get it really but they do take some amazing pictures. For me the problem is that the climbing itself is not difficult at all really, most is designed to be climbed by normal maintenance people, albeit with fall protection. There is a moment where one of them says "nobody has seen this" and there is a raft of different infrastructure bits and bobs which people have been up there installing.
Anyway, worth a watch.
7/10
Prime
Well, very much does what it says on the tin. It's weird.
I had presumed it was an WAY biopic which it is but, well, a parody of a biopic for someone who made parodies. It is dragged out well beyond the breaking point of the joke but Daniel Radcliffe is very watchable in the main role.
Jack Black playing, well probably doesn't matter what the role is supposed to be it's very much just Jack Black.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
One thing that struck me about it in comparison with later talking versions is just how frighteningly dreamlike and surrealistic many of the scenes in this silent version are. There are moments like tableaux which remain with the viewer long after the film is over, like the image of the phantom's shadow cast against a wall as he speaks to Christine for the first time, the demasking scene in the catacombs, the phantom dressed as death in a broad-brimmed hat descending the staircase of the opera house, and when he hangs above the two unaware lovers at the top of the opera house, his cloaks swirling about him and his scorched skull face twisted in the torment of betrayal.
Perhaps it owed something to the experimental period in art which took place in the 1920s. For me, at any rate, it had a nightmarish power which eluded the later more prosaic versions.
Enjoyable enough action movie with excellent special effects but sadly the plot was paper thin and Daisy Edgar Jones American accent comes and goes.
I wish they'd have done an coherent Prometheus, it had such potential.
I'm really looking forward to Romulus.