Getting maudlin over empty nest syndrome

Axe_meister

Doing school visits at the moment. One school gave some frightening statistics. Average age for people leaving home now is 37..... On minimum wage you earn over 9k a year, average rent in London for a year is 20k

Sambostar

You have to have sex with your mum to prove that you are dominant over your father and can find your own path. 

Trust me, this is the only way to settle the situation and everyone will be happy afterwards.

Thomasross20 knows what I'm talking about. 

thomasross20

Eh lol!? 

littlegreenman

Sambostar said:

You have to have sex with your mum to prove that you are dominant over your father and can find your own path. 

Trust me, this is the only way to settle the situation and everyone will be happy afterwards.

Thomasross20 knows what I'm talking about. 

Don't you have to kill him afterwards as well?