Fish puns.

Kittyfrisk

If there were a qualification for such puns, I reckon I'd have a Bacalaoareate...

Sporky

Supportact said:

Sporky said:

Not a moan; I'm just wondering why any thread mentioning fish descends into punnery so quickly.

Non-pun answers particularly welcome. 

@Sporky to try to answer your original question: People who like guitars/amps etc. a. find fish words funny and b. have the spare time to sit about on the Internet making up puns. I can't prove it, but that's how it eels to me. 

Thank you. I appreciate the serious answer - I didn't want to make a song and dace of it. 

Benm39

Very civilised,  better than those who simply storm off in high gudgeon whenever they don't like something that doesn't fit their en tenched views 

paulnb57

One mans fish, is another mans Poisson

Benm39

Look at us,  carping on

scrumhalf

Benm39 said:

Look at us,  carping on

Yes, let's all sit down and have a kipper tea. 

Jimbro66

I prefer these puns in whiting as I’m a little hard of herring.

PhilW1

It’s so we can spend more time on here making up shit jokes instead of playing guitar.

Just coddin’

Kebabkid

Don't worry, be guppy and dance to a different tuna

tone1

I’m not lowering myself to do a fish based pun…..I’m batter than that….

RandallFlagg

For Cod's sake close this thread!

bertie

I was going to do one about ground breaking US presidents,  then remembered Barracuda done better 

Lebarque

I despair of this plaice sometimes...

stufisher

Yeah ... maybe @TheMarlin should have the fin(al) word on this ... I think that would be parr for the coarse ... I'd be game!

BillDL

bertie - You're usually a Dab hand at puns, but you were Floundering with that one.

Kittyfrisk

This thread has succesfully spawned many comments.

west

I would join in though i fear being treated like a piranha ...

bertie

I went into to harbour cafe for a mug tea,  when they brought it over  I said this char tastes fishy

Sporky

bertie said:

I was going to do one about ground breaking US presidents,  then remembered Barracuda done better 

This one is awful - excellent work. 

AlbertC

thecolourbox said:

This won't be helpful, but I once did a quiz music round where the tracks and/or artists had a fish related link/pun. We had:

1. We gotta get outta this Plaice
2. I'm a Sole Man, by Salmon Dave
3. All About the Bass
4. Wutherring Heights, by Skate Bush
5. Monterey (sounds like Manta Ray) by Sinatra
6. American Tuna by Paul Simon
7. Searching (sounds like Sea Urchin) by China Black
8. Cod Only Knows
9. If I were a Carp-enter
10. That's a-moray

In fact for the last one I sang for them "When that moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When the fish on your reel is really an eel, that's a moray" which they liked very much

That list is missing the Lemonheads - It's A Shame About Ray