Are you sitting down ? - I have something to tell you...

Emp_Fab

Phil_aka_Pip

whaaa...?

Fretwired

Have a wow ... impressive ..

PolarityMan

clearly photoshopped

DiscoStu

Can't decide if that's a LOL, a Wow!, or a Wisdom.
Have all three, Emp!

equalsql

Nice finish, but where are the neck and frets and tuners and pickups?

ICBM

Quickly snapped while the joiner was having a tea break...

johnnyurq

Good start dude and colour me totally jumfuckled.

You will possibly now lose your much cherished "the procrastinators procrastinator" title however.

littlegreenman

I'm scared, surely this is the portent of the End of Days!?

imalone

Is there going to be a commemorative t-shirt?

Emp_Fab

I've ripped up the kitchen carpet and underlay, cleaned up the concrete, laid the new fancy silver underlay and done just under half of the kitchen.... backwards.  I missed the bit that says to lay it with the tongue facing the wall... never mind !

My knees, wrists and neck are killing me and I'm not looking forward to continuing it tomorrow - never mind tackling the living room.

I wish I'd bought bloody lino instead now.

digitalscream

You got someone in to do the flooring?

PolarityMan

thats not flooring, it's the deck of that boat he was salvaging.

chillidoggy

Hold your fire. He's not finished it yet.

stickyfiddle

That's a rubbish looking toaster.

VimFuego

so, basically you've broken into someone's house who's having some laminate flooring laid, and taken photos of it.

monquixote

I think we are heading for a new Wow record. 

boogieman

Yeah, all well and good but it ain't finished, is it?
#Not holding my breath.

jonnyburgo

Have a wow from me. Give it 6 months and Mrs Emp will want to switch back to carpet.

mike_l

@jonnyburgo well earned wisdom.

And Emp, I'm shocked........

FX_Munkee

monquixote said:

I think we are heading for a new Wow record. 

When we see pictures of Emp in a restored speedboat, the internet will collapse under the weight of Wows...