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Claim to fame Etc.

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So, this afternoon me and the missus bumped into Bernie Fineman from 'Classic Car Rescue' on the Canterbury park and ride bus. Bloody nice bloke.

Oh and...

Bumped into a long-lost friend later. She's had a pretty shit life to be honest, but then she said she'd met a millionaire, but he was an alcoholic. "GET IN," I shouted across the M&S cafe. She didn't seem impressed.

How the fuck was I to know her former boyfriend had been an alkie?


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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    New one's got the wallet, she should desist fckn whinging. The world is not perfect. Have a Wis for the GET IN.
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    I'm not sure any of those are claims to fame.

    At least not in the way I understand fame...

    Even Katie Price has more claim to fame than that... and her fame is as being a has-been who got her boobs out then married a shiny person (who was famous as a greasy/shiny/orange person who sang a bit).
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15879
    met a woman yesterday who's ancestor received a letter from Charles Darwin (which she still has).

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    edited October 2014
    Myranda said:
    I'm not sure any of those are claims to fame.

    At least not in the way I understand fame...

    Even Katie Price has more claim to fame than that... and her fame is as being a has-been who got her boobs out then married a shiny person (who was famous as a greasy/shiny/orange person who sang a bit).
    I think that's quite deriding of Katie Price's own achievements.  She's was and is a famous cunt in her own right.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • monquixotemonquixote Frets: 17899
    tFB Trader
    My favorite claim to fame is that my wife killed Mr Blobby and his whole family. 
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  • RichardjRichardj Frets: 1538
    I had a chat once with Gryff Rhys Jones on the tube between Euston Square and Liverpool Street. Nice bloke.

    Do I win £5?
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    No.


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  • I past Micky Flanagan's house today just as he was leaving. I couldn't resist asking if he was going out or out out.

    He replied 'Good one'
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  • Family wise I'v got a few claims to Fame.
    My Aunt was the young girl in the original 'Tomorrow people'
    A very distant relative Joan Winmill Brown dated JFK.
    My great step Grandfather was Mayor of Berlin during the Blockade.
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  • mudslide73mudslide73 Frets: 3110
    @wezv has met Alison Hammond!
    "A city star won’t shine too far"


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  • TTonyTTony Frets: 28006
    I once shared an evening with BB King.



    Just me and about 2,999 others in the audience.
    Having trouble posting images here?  This might help.
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12514
    I went to school with Angela Lansbury's (Jessica from Murder She Wrote) niece. I took her to see Led Zeppelin once.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    boogieman said:
    I went to school with Angela Lansbury's (Jessica from Murder She Wrote) niece. I took her to see Led Zeppelin once.
    Did you bang?
    My V key is broken
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  • AlnicoAlnico Frets: 4616
    I've kissed Kylie Minogue.
    Working with a photographer at the rehearsals for the John Lennon Tribute concert at the Pier Head, Liverpool in 1990. I met her, asked her for a kiss and got one.

    J.D.
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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7922
    I've repaired Isla St Clair's guitar.

    I nearly ran over Dennis Taylor in a Metro.


    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • The greasy/shiny/orange person who sang a bit kept the 3 day old NervousJunior awake by shouting at a TV camera outside his hospital room.

    I loathe him with every fibre of my being. In fact I'm tempted to become religious just so I can believe he will end up in a special circle of hell.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24694
    edited October 2014
    Alnico said:
    I've kissed Kylie Minogue.
    Working with a photographer at the rehearsals for the John Lennon Tribute concert at the Pier Head, Liverpool in 1990. I met her, asked her for a kiss and got one.

    J.D.
    I've had Kylie Minogue. I was working as a sound engineer at an open-air concert and we hit it off.  Next thing I know, we're in her Winnebago banging away like a couple possessed.


    Oh... hang on....  that one might have been a dream I had.
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • GrunfeldGrunfeld Frets: 4071
    Paul_C said:
    I nearly ran over Dennis Taylor in a Metro.
    I've just googled to see that Dennis Taylor is a retired snooker player.

    Because, as it happens, I have an album signed by a Dennis Taylor who was, (somewhat briefly), the bass player in Arthur Brown's Kingdom Come -- who were, IMO, singularly sh*t except for one piece of magnificence which is the track "Time Captives".  Spotify it; YouTube it, whatever... roll a carrot for the first three minutes then enjoy. 
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16396
    Paul_C said:
    I've repaired Isla St Clair's guitar.

    I nearly ran over Dennis Taylor in a Metro.



    I nearly ran over Aled Jones.
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24866
    EricTheWeary;384591" said:
    I nearly ran over Aled Jones.
    It's really frustrating when you keep missing....
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